Today, my obese mother-in-law took her top off at our pool party, exposing her sagging breasts. When I told her to cover herself, she lifted her breasts, turned them inwards, and squeezed them together while staring me in the eyes. She kept doing this on and off for the next two hours. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML
Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML
Today, at the water park, my grandmother's boob slipped out. Every time I close my eyes, I see her dangling breast in my mind. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Small talk
Today, an elderly lady sat next to me on a bench, and started telling me out of the blue about how bad it is to have saggy boobs. I was uncomfortable enough at the unwanted info, without her then looking at my chest and adding, "But I expect you already know that, dear." FML
Today, an old lady wearing a low-cut shirt with no bra underneath came into my line with some groceries. At some point while bagging her groceries, her wrinkled breast slipped out of her shirt. She didn't even notice. I wish to fuck I could unsee this. FML
TMI
Today, my neighbor, who is an elderly woman that I barely know, decided to tell me about how she feels she's lost too much weight and now when she looks at herself naked she thinks her boobs hang and look like bull testicles. FML
Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
Today, at a family dinner, my mother-in-law talked me into showing off some moves that I've learned in martial arts. I gently did a restraining hold on her. She screamed that I was trying to break her wrists, and kept the wounded act up all night, smirking as everyone gave me death glares. FML
Today, my mother asked me why I disliked her and my father's nakedness in the family pool. FML
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Michael903 18
Tell her to quit acting like a boob!
Voij 16
Look at the positive side: Free whale-watching-entertainment at your pool party!
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neutronflame 1
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
**** your life HAHA
princessbits 17
Waste of first comment.
ryanthecheeseguy 18
I wish there was a button for that.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Me too, 15. If only the mods would create one for us, we all could tap it together! Button gang bang woot, woot!
CanadiAnM8 24
That is literally the most weirdest shit ever. Tell her to lose some weight and then show off her breasts.
SumBur 11
So it's only weird because she's obese? Once she's skinny it will be acceptable?
rgriff27 19
Is your wife's name Stacy?
challan 19
Obviously not 65, she does not got it going on.
Faff 20
63- when a obese person loses weight, they won't suddenly become skinny. And a 'normal' topless woman is at least more tasteful than a obese woman.
KawaiiCupcake 14
48. You don't know how woman's body works! It's not always about weight. OP's mother in law probably has large boobs and breastfed, and they sagged over time. That's what happens to woman's body when she gets older. Too bad not ever guy is aware of the fact that women have it hard as they age. Boobs are not just boytoys -__-
martin8337 36
Yes. #63
tannara 12
Could be worse, she could have Miley Cyrus' chicken cutlet ass
generalasskicker 12
Yes
kwilson3103 11
You sir are a douchebag
Michael903 18
Tell her to quit acting like a boob!
tjv3 10
I think I would have told her if she can't be decent then she would need to leave
iamtheinsomniac 11
When did Megan get an FML?
addioty 19
My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard
icyhottt 11
The way you describe it gives me the image that you sat there while she was doing it for said 2 hours...?
alligator729 15
I am so sorry....
Allennis44 16
This is an FML in the truest sense if the phrase.
Caitie_kid 8
The way he describes it, it sounds like the MIL has mental problems. Perhaps try getting your wife to talk to her mother about why showing breasts at a pool party is inappropriate. I hope you can get the image of her chesticals (tentacle like protrusions from the chest, that at some point in time were breasts) out of your head.
TheCaramelKing 11
Or the OP can show some some bravery and kick her out.
kittykat1501 31
83, it should be chesticles, because chesticals sounds like testicals mixed with chest, instead of tentacles
Voij 16
Look at the positive side: Free whale-watching-entertainment at your pool party!
Fluffydemise 18
That's really offensive you know. But then, by the sounds of things, so is this mother-in-law. Carry on. :D
moosetracks22 10
Or she could charge a small fee and put it towards the therapy that she will desperately need.
kamikrazy 6
Ziggs pool party.
ElricMustang 23
So 68, would you say she's Gragas?
cynically 19
Go back to /r/leagueoflegends lol
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
the thought of 'turning my breast inwards' hurts. seriously disturbing
JamieBue38 5
well since they're saggy, I'm sure it was pleasurable for the MIL
isuckok 11
I thought it meant turning them towards each other, but now I'm not sure.
Gingerette 8
#86, I think that perhaps it means that the lower section was grabbed by the nipple and folded underneath the upper part, where the breast starts. But this is only theory; I thank God that I have not been required to see events such as this.
isuckok 11
Oh god. This cannot be unseen by my mind.
karpoi 11
...and that mental image can never been unseen.
CommentModerated 17
My obese mother walks around the house topless all the time. Be glad a mental image is the only thing you have.
SystemofaBlink41 27
It really worries me how casual you make it sound.
Mauskau 36
Mine does it too. It's gross. It helps me not want to ever get fat though.
skyttlz 32
My moms obese and thinks it's fine to walk completely naked from her room to the bathroom. She also walks between the bathroom and her room without pants, a few times per day.
queerdragon 20
It is if it is her house. While it cannot be pleasant, if she pays for the home she has a right to be naked all she wants.
oddolly 8
Monster-in-law*
Welshite 40
Your house, your rules.
Jaaared_ 15
Can you still eat cottage cheese?
mario2012 18
We're talking about boobs here, not pussy. But since this is the mother-in-law we are talking a about, I'm sure her boobs have evaporated milk.
WellThatSucked89 13
Obese people tend to get a large buildup of yeast and staph under their breasts or "rolls". Coming from a former nurse aide, you learn not to trust it if it looks *blurg* lol
Enslaved 38
#9 was talking about a past FML (great reference) #52 I've heard of some women putting deodorant under their saggy breast. :P
theknozzle 14
Not just obese people, #2, but any little old lady with a decent amount of sagging.
Sputnikspak 13
Not just old ladies. I'm a fairly perky DDD and I still get a boob-sweat swamp under there if it's hot out.
ManInTheMachine 20
May God have mercy on your inbox, 103.
jkmartinjk 16
@57, there is deodorant SPECIFICALLY for under breasts, I saw it in London Drugs.
KendraLaine 18
Well if there were any children at your pool party then they are definitely scarred for life!
Little4Bear 10
"Mommy how come I never see you doing that with yours?"
BellaBear90 27
Mental scarring not limited to the children, I'm nauseous thinking about it!