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That sucks. Sorry about that OP.
we need a follow up
well that's one way to be off the grid...
Lol just make real life your own gta 5 playground since you technically don't exist XD
when I went to get my NYS id I needed my social security card. I needed my id to get my card and my card to get my id. I know it doesn't matter to anyone, but yeah.
OP should talk to Ron Swanson! Oh wait...
So let me get this straight. It's this difficult to get a passport to go to another country. But hey lets leave the border open and offer free tuition. Welcome to America...aka Obamaland
On the bright side OP can flick them off. That won't get her in trouble because she doesn't exist....
They need to get their stuff straight. That's ridiculous.
Actually it makes sense. To truly "prove" ones existence, or to apply for many official licenses/accounts/etc. you need more than one document of identification. A birth certificate is a valid form of identification but it can be faked. To really prove you exist, you need to provide other forms like a social security number and a drivers license. Showing up in person to resolve the situation wouldn't hurt either.
I'm sixteen so I'm not sure, but don't you need a social security number to pay taxes like OP said they do? Please correct me if I'm wrong.
16- it doesn't make sense at all. How can you be a citizen if you don't exist? I think its safe to assume they have all other relevant info since they didn't say the issue was missing ID, they said her birth certificate only proves she's a citizen, not that she exists. But if she's been born, and she's a citizen, and they've spoken to her, then she must exist. They're just being dumbasses.
I think by "not exist" they meant the birth certificate might actually belong to a dead person. So it proves they WERE a citizen at one point, but not necessarily any more. When I applied for my passport I needed two pieces of ID and at least one of them had to be a recent photo ID (I used my license).
59, I know it doesn't sound logical, but the government can't assume a birth certificate proves existence. I'm sure OP has plenty of other forms of ID but maybe they were never officially used through the system. Think about this: criminals who launder money use fake accounts to hide their money. They fake a birth certificate and drivers license to get a bank account but the person they belong to doesn't actually exist. On paper, they pay taxes, own a home, and are a citizen, but don't exist. Ever seen Shawshank Redemption?
That's no good - the Tea Party has shut them down.
But what happens when your house burns down with all your papers? Even without being careless things like this can happen. I understand the mechanics, but that does not make this less ridiculous or stupid.
Apparently your existence has been shut down too.
oh hai parrot friend! Hope you get your existense confirmed OP apperently airports hold that right now :(
Someone needs to separate these parrots before we have a mimicking cycle.
Someone needs to separate these parrots before we have a mimicking cycle. Dammit! Not again! I've been three months mimicking clean. Looks like I'm gonna have to start that expensive rehab all over again.
don't pay taxes then. problem solved!
Ha! I bet the government would realize she exists real quick then!
Hopefully to France.
Dude join the CIA and you can be like a super badass agent that does not exist.
I can't see FMLs posted by nonexistent people.
Ruuuude.
Wow. I just don't understand how this happens.. Sorry OP.
well aparently they don't if OP doesn't exist
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Apparently your existence has been shut down too.
well that's one way to be off the grid...