Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML
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Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said, "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML
Today, while at school, a bra fell out of my coat. After the initial shock, people started congratulating me on finally getting a girlfriend. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, my roommate let out a blood-curdling scream in the bathroom. I ran in to see what was going on, only to find her sitting on the toilet, topless. Turned out she'd tried to pierce her own tit using a clothespin and a needle. FML
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
Today, my sister made a comment about my small boobs. I told her I'm actually a C cup, and she told me she "can't even C them". I just got roasted with a fucking pun. FML
Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML
Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to take a pair of scissors to all my bras. My mom can't take me shopping for another three days and I have no one to borrow a bra from. I have school. FML
Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML
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MikeDa1Da 14
Poke holes in her condoms.
whiterabbit420 4
You'll age better than a more busty woman, don't worry about it OP.
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whiterabbit420 4
You'll age better than a more busty woman, don't worry about it OP.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Gravity resistance is certainly something to cherish. Also, baby ****? I hope I wasn't the only person who was hit with a less than favorable image in their mind.
43trauts 14
30 - Don't worry, you weren't the only one
DKjazz 20
Depends on your affinity for babies.
ManlyDunsparce 3
I'll say it. That sucks that you don't have a nice set. And not all **** sag. My girlfriends are big and perky. But still I'm sorry, just kick her ass at life and become hella successful! It will show her. good luck OP!
Wederoney 16
Don't worry OP a lot of guys actually like small boobs. And besides if you've got an nice ass or a cute face or you know... an awesome personality it doesn't matter.
herrobear 0
Should've told her that it's hilarious that certain college students still have the maturity of eighth graders.
whiterabbit420 4
Just cause they are perky doesn't mean they won't cause her problems down the line. It's hard on your back.
GovernorGeneral 8
What a little bitch.. Dont worry op. small boobs are great and dont Get in the way of things....^^ big boobs are a nuisance. :L
esu 5
A small dagger is dangerous in the hands of a well trained ninja.
Discombobulated9 12
We all come in different shapes and sizes, which is perfectly normal. People who don't realize or accept this are living in a fantasy world. I bet your friend regularly compares herself to models in magazines, hence why she has such a shallow concept of humanity.
emmanizzer 6
Hey, more than a handful is a waste. Remember that. The rest is just useless fat on your chest.
MerrikBarbarian 9
Amen 89. I have been knocking stuff over with mine lately (oh hormones which cause sudden size increase fun). I'd much rather have my small **** back thanks!
Mauskau 36
Mine are annoying. Some of my favourite tops and dresses no longer fit me :(
gman90210 18
I think they are better also Ike em smaller they seem firmer and a whole lot nicer
ohxdamnxkay02 12
dont worry OP, not all of us females can have D's (;
thatssomeBS 9
58 is dead right. Ass, face and personality are all more important than tit size. All **** are good (except for the ridiculously big melons that have veins and stretch marks).
MuchDance90s 0
93 has it right.
MikeDa1Da 14
Poke holes in her condoms.
jizzwold 21
The solution to everything.
chitown23 4
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
But y would a girl have condoms
Thabb 0
4- that's ironic that your name is jizzworld
ProhibitionRose 14
6 - because safety is sexy.
arcanevandal 0
My friend's sister actually did this to some people. I always wonder how many babies she indirectly created
ShutUpAndStare 7
I would thumb your comment up, but there are 69 likes. Here's a verbal thumbs up.
UrAverageBrat 10
Ur a dumbass dude
jenloveslaughs 6
117- your comment matches your name!
Ririshi 0
Lol. I like this FML
ilovefall10 21
Ugh I hate narrowed minded people like her. Not every girl can have big D cups. Don't worry about it OP. At least you won't have back problems in the future.
jmayinc 3
Sound a little personal...you must have some itty bittys yourself
muzy 23
better than having an itty bitty brain 32...
exleonhart 0
Because every one has a giant pair of **** in college.
justme1731 5
I had an A cup before my baby, and now I'm a C-cup. Personally I think that smaller boobs are better. I can't wait until they go back to normal!
gman90210 18
I think they are better also.
auspycious 0
Talk about an itty-bitty-tittys. :(
soccerguy2 11
talk about a dick.
pancakerocks 1
itty bitty dick?
somebody_special 9
24-it doesnt rhyme. u gotta make it rhyme
DocBastard 40
How about stick dick?
RyanMacVey 17
#46 Or prick dick?
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
Wha 'bout "lick dick"?
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
Wha 'bout "lick dick"?
starwind3438 9
I don't care about the size of women's breasts. As long she has a nice body in general I would completely satisfied with that.
starwind3438 9
29, those are valid factors yes, but I just talked about looks only because that's what the FML is about.
Roevera 14
Your pic makes me laugh. Of course you don't care about breast size! Kids don't have breasts. Pedobear. :P
taco_bender 12
29-What you said is true but a girl having a nice body does not hurt. If she has a nice personality and a nice body you hit a jackpot.
cradle6 13
29- You're right, I mean, it's not like you have ever been interested in anyone at least partly due to physical appearance. Of course not! I mean, if you care about appearance at all, even just general care of yourself, you're obviously a vain, vapid, shallow, chauvinist. Thanks for being so enlightening.
zadie 6
Calm down, all you guys saying he's some shallow chauvanistic pig. I'm a girl, and I totally believe in liking someone for their personality, but it's pretty much a fact that if there's no physical attraction there, it's not happening. I'm not saying that all girls should look model gorgeous if they want a guy to notice, I'm just saying there has to be SOMETHING there. Even just generally taking care of yourself, staying healthy. And you girls that are all indignant, honestly, if it were reversed, you're about the same way. A guy could have the coolest personality ever, but if he is really chubby, has a bunch of acne, or some other type of physical problem, you prolly wouldn't like him either. So chill on the accusations alright?
kitkatknicknack 12
Well at least you can walk without your chest weighing you down...... No extra luggage
cheerbabe3254 4
Ikr OP it is okay I didn't even wear a cup bra till 9th grade unlike everyone one else who did in 4th grade
bitchwhore 20
She can join me in the itty bitty titty committee :D I like being tiny, people always complain about having D-cups.
kawaiianime 5
Draw on her face while she's sleeping;D
DontForgetMe4 0
Don't worry. Not only is she probably just insecure, but you'd be VERY surprised at the amount of people that don't mind and like small breasts!
raw95 2
In one of those people! :D
Pr0metheus 7
In one of those people what? You never finished your sen
Dracoboxer357 36
*Points out that he enjoys all breast sizes equally on woman.* I think bigger isn't better per say, just appealing for different reasons to different people. I don't see an A cup woman as "lacking" in womanly appeal when compared to a D cup. I for one am happy there is such a variety in sizes and appearances, if everyone was always a C cup, they'd be common place and boring. Yay for small and large boobs everywhere! ;)
tator1029 0
My boyfriend is one of those people!! Thank god! Haha. I have small ones and he wouldn't want it any other way
Ugi 27
Me. And anyway, far too many girls with big boobs think that's all they'll ever need to get everything they want in life and can get away with being a useless bitch in every other respect. Seems like your housemate may be one.
peppygrl123 8
That's ok we can be part of the itty-bitty titty committee together:P
AylaEvans 1
Ha i like that it rhymed :)... Sorry I'm immature :P
Rainbow_dumpster 28
20, there is nothing immature about commenting about rhyming. You're good. :P
skate4life100 0
haha that's from what movie, 27 dresses or someshit ? ahha don't ask why ik that
raw95 2
There is nothing wrong with that. Actually I have a thing for that :P