Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said, "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML
Today, while at school, a bra fell out of my coat. After the initial shock, people started congratulating me on finally getting a girlfriend. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, my roommate let out a blood-curdling scream in the bathroom. I ran in to see what was going on, only to find her sitting on the toilet, topless. Turned out she'd tried to pierce her own tit using a clothespin and a needle. FML
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
Today, my sister made a comment about my small boobs. I told her I'm actually a C cup, and she told me she "can't even C them". I just got roasted with a fucking pun. FML
Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML
Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to take a pair of scissors to all my bras. My mom can't take me shopping for another three days and I have no one to borrow a bra from. I have school. FML
Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML
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MikeDa1Da 14
Poke holes in her condoms.
whiterabbit420 4
You'll age better than a more busty woman, don't worry about it OP.
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Comments (176)
HighGTurn 12
I prefer smaller boobs anyways ;)
ice723 5
pictures would be perfect right Bout now!!!
DerpyHooves 0
What a bitch... I don't see a problem with small breasts. Boobs are boobs (unless they're fake) and I'm a fan, lol.
SmittyJA24 26
Big or small, I love 'em all. Frankly, I've learned to judge a woman by the size of her heart, not the size of her **** &/or ass.
skyeyez9 25
Big heavy boobs turn into droopy orangutan ******* when that woman turns 70.
murdersquirrel 15
AKA pancake boobs...
skyeyez9 25
Flapjack *******
modernbenoni 8
There is some middle ground between B cup and "giant" you know... Also, as much as your boyfriend does like you, he would probably like you more if you had decent boobs...
phantumgrey 6
That's gross get them fixed
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
Men like you most likely have abnormally small dicks. Anyways, cool story bro.
Sugah_Shane1 2
Small boobs are way better. A girl with small boobs generally has a more complimenting body and Is way sexier overall
ninjabunny56 0
That's why you goto a laundry mat nd use a dryer to dry your clothes
granolabutt8 7
Most bras should be hand-washed and air-dried to prevent the delicate fabric from splitting and the wires from popping out. Unless you use a lingerie bag, which I don't think OP has.
geod69 8
A handful is all we need