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You dumbass! The potato peeler is for mixing things, and the can opener is for slicing pizza. You're supposed to use the microwave to open cans. Everyone knows that.

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Well done! Very rarely does a "first" nail it like that. You're quick, and in commenting, that's a good thing.

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I've heard people talking about the difference between ice-cream scoopers and mashed potato scoopers, but this is just crazy.

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17- Is it me or do you seem to be the new local dumbass? All i see is a 'buried' icon next to your name whenever you comment, followed by various levels of negativity toward you.

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haha it has finally happened, gayboii is a thing of the past and a new gayboii is born, tourettesguyftw. He has proven himself worthy for this position of great dishonor.

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She's from Tennessee. We don't even know what a can opener is. I'm surprised she even knows what a potato peeler is. Mind = Blown

By  sryu

And just how long were you using the potato peeler before you realized you were doing it wrong?

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I thought it was a legit excuse, happened to me before, better then some who say things like "my friend stole the phone," or some dumbass thing like that.

You dumbass! The potato peeler is for mixing things, and the can opener is for slicing pizza. You're supposed to use the microwave to open cans. Everyone knows that.

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I'm guessing it's one of them moments. I'm sure you have had one of them wtf moments before. I know I have! haha

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I call them "brain farts." Sometimes you can even hear the intelligence bursting out with a loud "Phthbbbbbbbbt!" sound.

Let me guess when you also go up the stairs you think there's one more step and there isn't and it ends up making you look like a fool? It happens to all of us....

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The FML and your comment reminded me of George Carlin's routine about those brain farts we all experience at some point. They really do bring us together like nothing else.

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