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By  DocBastard  |  38

You dumbass! The potato peeler is for mixing things, and the can opener is for slicing pizza. You're supposed to use the microwave to open cans. Everyone knows that.

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As far as puns go, that was uncanny.

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your mum wasn't canny either...

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Thanks for the thumb downs, red is my favourite colour. :)

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  _Oblivion_  |  12

17- Is it me or do you seem to be the new local dumbass? All i see is a 'buried' icon next to your name whenever you comment, followed by various levels of negativity toward you.

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  _Oblivion_  |  12

haha it has finally happened, gayboii is a thing of the past and a new gayboii is born, tourettesguyftw. He has proven himself worthy for this position of great dishonor.

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That was a shit excuse. But still, stop, Hammer time!

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  GoW_Chick  |  14

I thought it was a legit excuse, happened to me before, better then some who say things like "my friend stole the phone," or some dumbass thing like that.

By  DocBastard  |  38

You dumbass! The potato peeler is for mixing things, and the can opener is for slicing pizza. You're supposed to use the microwave to open cans. Everyone knows that.

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  coletrain11  |  5

You know it's going to be a unique taste because we are using the fancier spelling of flavor.

By  Snafuusmc  |  12

Let me guess when you also go up the stairs you think there's one more step and there isn't and it ends up making you look like a fool? It happens to all of us....

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  ShroomsOnAcid  |  15

The FML and your comment reminded me of George Carlin's routine about those brain farts we all experience at some point. They really do bring us together like nothing else.

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