Today, I tried to open a can with a potato peeler. For a minute I forgot what a can opener looked like. FML
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that1guyyy
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That's uncanny
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DocBastard
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You dumbass! The potato peeler is for mixing things, and the can opener is for slicing pizza. You're supposed to use the microwave to open cans. Everyone knows that.
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that1guyyy
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That's uncanny
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TourettesGuyFTW
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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dav3800
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^ your comment wasnt canny either.
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Michael_92
| 20
Well I thought it was funny.
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Michael_92
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That was directed towards 1 just fyi people!
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TourettesGuyFTW
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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perdix
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Well done! Very rarely does a "first" nail it like that.
You're quick, and in commenting, that's a good thing.
You're quick, and in commenting, that's a good thing.
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TourettesGuyFTW
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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gojira666
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Hey look everybody tourettes guy is off his meds again
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Jakesterk96
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I've heard people talking about the difference between ice-cream scoopers and mashed potato scoopers, but this is just crazy.
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DarkSeekerX94446
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I see what you did there, very canny. (lame pun intended.)
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_Oblivion_
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17- Is it me or do you seem to be the new local dumbass? All i see is a 'buried' icon next to your name whenever you comment, followed by various levels of negativity toward you.
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RyanMacVey
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#109 - Oh hell no!!
Someone has stolen my old rank? FML
Someone has stolen my old rank? FML
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_Oblivion_
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haha it has finally happened, gayboii is a thing of the past and a new gayboii is born, tourettesguyftw. He has proven himself worthy for this position of great dishonor.
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Janawa
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The amount of puns in this comment feed is just too damn high!
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mcintosh123
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How can you not know the difference?
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So2011
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LOL.
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CockAsian
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She's from Tennessee. We don't even know what a can opener is. I'm surprised she even knows what a potato peeler is. Mind = Blown
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silentbutfunny
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Your picture is.... Different... From most O.o
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CockAsian
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Yes, yes it is.
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Star_Fishie
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Reefer!
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christineladybug
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Point!!
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sryu
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And just how long were you using the potato peeler before you realized you were doing it wrong?
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TourettesGuyFTW
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3 days, I reckon.
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TheFirstSamurai
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And on the third day, her brain woke up.
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The_Great_Bevis
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How dose one forget what a can opener looks like
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Feklfekl2222
| 32
How does one forget how to spell does? I know it's probably a typo but I can't help correcting things like this.
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The_Great_Bevis
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Eh I just woke up and my phone likes to spell things in the strangest ways sometimes
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Feklfekl2222
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Fair enough.
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TourettesGuyFTW
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That was a shit excuse. But still, stop, Hammer time!
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hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml
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horrible excuse!
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GoW_Chick
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I thought it was a legit excuse, happened to me before, better then some who say things like "my friend stole the phone," or some dumbass thing like that.
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DocBastard
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You dumbass! The potato peeler is for mixing things, and the can opener is for slicing pizza. You're supposed to use the microwave to open cans. Everyone knows that.
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TheDrifter
| 23
Works amazingly and gives your food a unique signature flavour too.
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coletrain11
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You know it's going to be a unique taste because we are using the fancier spelling of flavor.
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TheDrifter
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Not fancier, just Canadian. Taste is so important to us that we add an extra letter to "flavor".
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flockz
| 19
stick your metal fork in a power outlet too! it makes the food shock your senses.
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tattooedcowboy
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Shockingly flavour
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Klima_fml
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I've been doing it wrong my whole life?!?
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music_woman1
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I've had those moments too ????
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music_woman1
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Sorry the question marks where meant to be the embarrassed emoji face..
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Michael_92
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It's okay. It's fml it's not like people constantly start fights over grammar or proper usage of faces lol
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cosmosis
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Lucky you pointed that out. I was going to answer your question....
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WCARlover
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Please tell me you were under the influence of something and this isn't just plain stupidity
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Michael_92
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I'm guessing it's one of them moments. I'm sure you have had one of them wtf moments before. I know I have! haha
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Margemander
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I call them "brain farts." Sometimes you can even hear the intelligence bursting out with a loud "Phthbbbbbbbbt!" sound.
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CockAsian
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Nope. She's just that stupid.
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blackstar994
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I'll have what she's having.
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Shelta957
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^Drugs are bad
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zephyrum
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Peel the can?
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TheFirstSamurai
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Because opening cans with a can-opener is too mainstream.
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YaboyVinnie
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No, you can't.
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Snafuusmc
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Let me guess when you also go up the stairs you think there's one more step and there isn't and it ends up making you look like a fool?
It happens to all of us....
It happens to all of us....
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ShroomsOnAcid
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The FML and your comment reminded me of George Carlin's routine about those brain farts we all experience at some point. They really do bring us together like nothing else.
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Margemander
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I didn't know that was started by Carlin. Makes sense as to why my family uses the term. I love that man.