Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said, "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML
Today, while at school, a bra fell out of my coat. After the initial shock, people started congratulating me on finally getting a girlfriend. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, my roommate let out a blood-curdling scream in the bathroom. I ran in to see what was going on, only to find her sitting on the toilet, topless. Turned out she'd tried to pierce her own tit using a clothespin and a needle. FML
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
Today, my sister made a comment about my small boobs. I told her I'm actually a C cup, and she told me she "can't even C them". I just got roasted with a fucking pun. FML
Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML
Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to take a pair of scissors to all my bras. My mom can't take me shopping for another three days and I have no one to borrow a bra from. I have school. FML
Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML
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MikeDa1Da 14
Poke holes in her condoms.
whiterabbit420 4
You'll age better than a more busty woman, don't worry about it OP.
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Comments (176)
destraa 1
Any rack above a moderate C isn't all that interesting to me. My preferred breast to attractive ratio is an inverse relationship. Small is sexy! And this is coming from a member of the male community.
kei1108 13
There is nothing wrong with A cup breasts. Society has this image that 36 C is "normal". There is no normal. Be who you are naturally and don't make fun of personal appearance. You're beautiful!!!!
toshaama 0
Believe me. You do not want big titts. I have D cups and I want a breast reduction. It's either the first thing a guy notices or very hard to find good bras!
Linkerdoodles 15
Agreed
coffeeoverjesus 1
Small **** ftw!
kickass1stbase 7
Look at it this way: your more aerodynamic and you won't have to deal with back pain :)
Moobug 4
Breasts are breasts - enjoy them! Also, should you have kids in future and decide to use them then, I hear you're less likely to have noticeable shape-changing issues post-boobfeeding. Not sure if that's been medically proven, but if it's true and relevant to you... bonus!
kyyllee 3
post pictures of smalll boobies in her room
fiz1kaL 6
Don't worry about. Guys may ideally prefer bigger or larger, but when a set get put on display, THAT size is our new found favorite
Themusician991 3
Okay, somebody posted that bigger boobs meant more milk production... That is 100%, totally, completely NOT true! There really isn't any reason for big boobs being considered better, at all. Anyway, there are a whole slew of things that people should focus on over that. And people will say anything to cut down others. Anything. Whether it be for boob size, butt size/shape, junk size, hair color, hair length, intelligence, skin tone, social aptitude, strength, attractiveness in general, etc. People cut others down to make themselves feel better, it's just a fact of life. Oh, btw OP... FYL.
joee182 3
small boobs are always nice:3