Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML
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Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said, "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML
Today, while at school, a bra fell out of my coat. After the initial shock, people started congratulating me on finally getting a girlfriend. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, my roommate let out a blood-curdling scream in the bathroom. I ran in to see what was going on, only to find her sitting on the toilet, topless. Turned out she'd tried to pierce her own tit using a clothespin and a needle. FML
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
Today, my sister made a comment about my small boobs. I told her I'm actually a C cup, and she told me she "can't even C them". I just got roasted with a fucking pun. FML
Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML
Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to take a pair of scissors to all my bras. My mom can't take me shopping for another three days and I have no one to borrow a bra from. I have school. FML
Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML
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MikeDa1Da 14
Poke holes in her condoms.
whiterabbit420 4
You'll age better than a more busty woman, don't worry about it OP.
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blair_x 12
Honestly, I've never understood the appeal of having bigger boobs, and I'm female. They're awful when you run/workout, and they can be heavy depending on how large of a bust you have, and they're just more of a hassle than being smaller-chested. Plus, you can get away with not wearing a bra underneath a shirt or whatever when you're small-chested. Not to mention boobs are just...fat. Comparing how much fat/bigger boobs you have to another person is a dumb thing to brag about, in my opinion.
xFaust_fml 12
Everything you said might be true for some women, but honestly my D cup has never bothered me for any of this. The only, real pain in the ass is finding bras. Way fewer options than for smaller boobs. That, and the fact that guys tend to look you in the "eyes" about 30cm too low... This being said, even though I think my breasts are fine as they are, I prefer B or C cups on other girls.
DerpyHooves 0
What's the appeal to anything anyone finds attractive? Personal tastes. And, personally, I don't like any braless woman in public. It seems cheap to me and I can most definitely tell when someone with small breasts isn't wearing a bra, lol.
iveanne 0
Um, there are plenty of fat women with small **** so for you to insinuate that women with big **** are fat is just ignorant. My natural 34DDs are fabulous and I am not fat!! Don't hate cuz your **** are small.
thisguy22 33
You misunderstood her comment... She was saying that breasts are composed of fat tissue, not that women with large chests are fat themselves.
Fishtickles 10
Actually rhey're made of about 80% breast tissue 15% fat and the rest are nerves etc.
DocBastard 40
No. The vast majority of breasts are made of adipose (fat) tissue. A small minority of it is glandular tissue.
wittygirl 8
Blair you sound like you have a lot of self loathing about your body. Big breasts are attractive because its about out basic instinct to make and raise babies. The bigger the breasts the better they are at producing milk. I have 38D breasts and I think they're the best thing since sliced bread and I feel sorry for you that you discriminate against us girls who got them.
narrowords 18
Yes, I completely agree. It's especially a pain in the ass if you have big boobs and a smaller frame. But you know, the whole thing is... I think if you accept your body type, then you accept other body types, too. The weird thing would be to suddenly change. I think girls with smaller boobs can be very attractive, but if mine shrunk, I would feel self-conscious because that's all I've ever know.
narrowords 18
*known.
afunnyterdcody 5
Haha no us men appreciated all sizes of boobies
Snowlight_fml 7
Wrong. Milk production is due to the tissue glands, not the fat ones that boobs are made out of. There are people with D cups who make too little milk, and people with A's that produce too little.
granolabutt8 7
Wrong, wrong, wrong, 100. Milk comes from milk glands, which every woman has. Why do you think our breasts swell when we get pregnant? To accommodate the baby's feeding needs. Scientists are currently researching whether or not there is a biological reason for men preferring large breasts, and most data is coming up empty. Men look for fertility, which shows up in the hip/ass area, not the breasts. No one is hating on you for having big ****, I'm sure they're great. There's no need to attack people who don't have them though. You sound insecure.
Ugi 27
100 - you don't need big boobs to make all the milk your baby needs. Most mammals don't have permanent "boobs" they just have the nipples and the tissue around swells when its needed. Permanent boobs are a display, like a peacock's tail. As an example, our kids did perfectly well with my wife feeding them - she's normally quite small but went up 4 sizes when she was lactating.
Marrach 7
54- I'm a girl, and its quite scary when you see a girl that has watermelons .. On each side. They get in the way. The only fabulous think about them, is if you like attention . No one cares about your DDs. Breasts are fat tissue whether you like it or not. Fat comes from consuming food. She wasn't saying they are always fat lards, just often.. But for you to jump the gun.. But everyone could use a self-esteem boost.
5_cole_5 0
She sounds like a bitch! I'm sorry OP.
pancakerocks 1
i dont see the problem. small tittys arent a FML. i think they look better than huge ones. but thats me. accept who you are :)
Listerinekiss_fml 7
Whoa whoa whoa women can't control the size of their breasts unless they're getting an augmentation. So it's unfair to rag on people with big boobs because for some people it's not a choice. Be happy with what you have and stop hating it's just sad.
GayLordSteamBath 0
I think he meant that she was a b!tch for insulting OPs breast size
GoW_Chick 15
More than a handful is wasteful. ;)
ronski 41
I agree ;)
Dracoboxer357 36
More than a handful is wasteful? Uh, would that make me a glutton if I enjoyed them anyways? ;P
syraxthered 5
Be careful around lolicons
sarbear293 4
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pancakerocks 1
( .1. ).. damn how did you do that? yours looks so much better.
sarbear293 4
Capital Y in the middle ha
DocBastard 40
Laugh at her and say "I think it's hilarious that a college student can have such a small, baby brain." That should shut her stupid ******* piehole.
ObsceneOblivion 4
Actually they're tissue... Like y'know, breast tissue? Other than that, I agree. Big boobs are just irritating and honestly quite painful.
falon142012 22
there is breast tissue, but they are mostly fat. that's why you don't see a huge fat lady with little tiny boobs. the more body fat percentage you have, the larger your breasts are, generally. they're also the first place you lose weight.
dreamer9614 3
Tell that to most of the 300 pound women in my town with a bustline only an inch or so bigger than their rib cage. Yes breasts have a lot of fat but they also have breast tissue. that being said, I think any size is great. They're just another part of your body.
a_lenzmeier 11
Don't worry OP. More than a mouthful is a waste.
Shadow_Phantom 26
Don't keep them on your mind... I'd hug you, but then it'd probably make you feel bad...