Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said, "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML
Today, while at school, a bra fell out of my coat. After the initial shock, people started congratulating me on finally getting a girlfriend. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, my roommate let out a blood-curdling scream in the bathroom. I ran in to see what was going on, only to find her sitting on the toilet, topless. Turned out she'd tried to pierce her own tit using a clothespin and a needle. FML
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
Today, my sister made a comment about my small boobs. I told her I'm actually a C cup, and she told me she "can't even C them". I just got roasted with a fucking pun. FML
Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML
Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to take a pair of scissors to all my bras. My mom can't take me shopping for another three days and I have no one to borrow a bra from. I have school. FML
Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML
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MikeDa1Da 14
Poke holes in her condoms.
whiterabbit420 4
You'll age better than a more busty woman, don't worry about it OP.
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Comments (176)
legresley85 1
Skinny women usually have small breasts it's normal, less body fat etc. You could gain more weight and that might increase your breast size but then again you don't get to pick where the fat settles.
moomoomeow2 7
That's horrible!
Okayitwasme 0
Your room mate sounds jealous that she is much bigger than you most likely in other ways like pant size. Her only stab at you is your boobs. Be proud leave them everywhere!
arrowtopatella 11
I get put off by girls with big boobs. I dated a girl who had huuuuge boobs and they got in the way all the time ahah. I'm only small anyways, 48 kg and 155 cm tall, so I only have 8 C's or something. I prefer my little 'athletic boobs' as my friends call them, anyways. Saggy boobs would get in the way when I run. Oh, and at least you won't have saggy granny boobs when you're older :D
SpRiTzSpLaSh 7
Lol, I'd rather have larger boobs. Just my two cents.
sydharks 0
Who gives a **** how big they are? They won't sag, and they don't have to all be DD's.
kc823nm 1
I have small boobs too and always get made fun of because of it. But I'm skinnier than all the bitches that make fun of me and I'm pretty sure they're jealous of it :)
aron666 25
Who cares about big boobs OP? Your personality matters
mpclaw 3
Well excuuuuuussssse me. I happen to adore little boobies!
Ugi 27
I like your last line 144! I would suggest that being a woman is about the only requirement for being found attractive by men in general. Not being a narcissistic bitch does help, however.* * I refer, of course, to the OP's housemate.