By Tymer - 23/11/2012 15:56 - Canada - Malahat

Today, while at school, a bra fell out of my coat. After the initial shock, people started congratulating me on finally getting a girlfriend. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 714
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I'm going to hope this is a laundry mishap, and not extremely creepy.

Look on the bright side your now 50% cooler

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why was your mom's bra in your coat?

That's what I was thinking

gmaniac93 7

That sucks for you bra, you're probably coated with tears now.

Look on the bright side your now 50% cooler

Are you from Tennessee

Same. Which part??

Sorry Alan total respect

Why would your moms bra be in ur coat anyways?

31 i don't know am i op?

I hate it when people want to write comments and they are too late so they write it in reply to one of the top comments

gmaniac93 7

Sucks for you bra, your probably coated with tears now.

59- seriously

68 fuck you!!!!!

2- That is a sweet looking profile pic you got there!

CadillacPimpen 6

50% of zero is zero.

Ahh thats a shame my comment went bye bye

83 its the thought that counts

31 - Perhaps the coat was in the laundry with the bra?

Wouldn't it be 20% cooler?

Would you rather be 20% cooler or 50% cooler from this experience?

CadillacPimpen 6

20% cooler from the experience thus having more coolness to begin with

We now your not op but the question stands why is op's moms bra in his coat?

They were probably in the laundry together and when someone was folding the clothes they probably didn't notice it. Simply logic really.

181- but this is FML and logic takes thinking, and thinking makes my head hurt...

decidedlyvague 11

You should just high five people and say, "Hell yeah! It's your mom's bra!"

'Twas curiosity what killed the cat...

randomthing 22

Well, that's awkward..

Really? So THAT'S why OP posted this on fmylife dot com? Hmm, and for all this time I thought "FML" stood for "Flaming Mama Llama."

randomthing 22

I know, I know. Sorry :P

WeWalkIn1D 11

Why the hell would you have your moms bra?

dont be so harsh on her.. thats a pretty awkward situation and i agree lol

tigerfight23 3

Unnecessary comment is unnecessary

97 - Exactly.

SenselessPattern 12

Speaking of Mama Llama's, what do we have here? *look's seductively at 79*

The_Big_Boss 20

What a stupid fml

Your a stupid person

Edit- Comment I replied to went away, sorry people :/

alwaysbored13 14

Why in the world would your mom's bra be in your pocket?

I'm going to hope this is a laundry mishap, and not extremely creepy.

honeybadgerr 9

Or.... Idk about you guys but this reminded me of bad teacher when Cameron Diaz gives her bra to the boy that everybody made fun of and walks out a new man. Lol

I'd go with laundry mishap. My bras get stuck to bigger clothes all the time.

forget the bra guys, the real FML is that he has school on after thanksgiving.

92 - I'm pretty sure Canadian Thanksgiving is in October.

OP is from Canada. They didn't have Thanksgiving yesterday

my bad. on my phone it doesn't say where op is from.

False. It's on the upper right corner of the FML. Posted from my iPhone.

Nope. It's not there on an Android. Please don't make assumptions, like everyone can see the location on their phone. =)

133, just because you can see the location, doesn't mean everyone can!

Even if you had a girlfriend, who keeps their girlfriend's bra in their coat? More importantly, why do you keep your MOM'S bra in your coat?! Maybe because it's getting Nippy outside this time of the year? I don't want to imagine the other possibilities...

loserboii 11

Brains? that part of humans that's covered with dust?

LMFAOaMIGIT 3

Look, Alan broke his leg tripping over his bloated self esteem.

All I can think of is masturbation. I'm not the only one, right?:')

No you are go back to your hole

#9, lol.. You don't do much women's laundry, do you? Those damn bras end up in the strangest places.

you meant "Nipplely this time of year..." Right?

15 - you're a dick.

Alan isn't a dick. He's just proposing we use that thing called imagination to make up possibilities or other scenarios on how the bra could've gotten into OPs coat. Not immediately say Freud or *shudders* suggest masturbation... The best comedy in my opinion is the witty smug slightly dark yet pie to face realization type. Not spoon fed punch line comedy..

Alan isn't a dick. He's just proposing we use that thing called imagination to make up possibilities or other scenarios on how the bra could've gotten into OPs coat. Not immediately say Freud or *shudders* suggest masturbation... The best comedy in my opinion is the witty smug slightly dark yet pie to face realization type. Not spoon fed punch line comedy..

What the fuck?

Well if you want to get a girl friend you need to be bra-ve enough. Confidence is key. Dont worry if it goes tits up if you ask a girl out, just keep going for it.

11 - That was so not puny. ;)

*punny, this comment has nothing to do with size.

11, you're trying too hard.

135- You're not trying hard enough.

140- you're trying just the right amount.

fmmfl1993 1

113- Well the comment was pretty long, maybe she did mean puny.

Why on earth would you have your mothers bra??

Inheritance 10

Those washing machines, tricky bastards!

SelenaMilkshake 17

It could've got stuck in there during the laundry and he didn't notice until it fell out. It's happened to me with socks before and if his coat is large enough, a bra could be well hidden.

So I totally buy the laundry theory. My only question is why bras and a coat are being washed together. Isn't that like a delicate and a heavy item?

102 - Some people don't bother separating the laundry and just get it done all at once. It's faster but not ideal

Well, it could have gotten stuck there while it was in the wash, and he may not have noticed it. Considering OP lived in Canada, I have no doubt that his coat was thick enough. I've been wearing a winter jacket since September.