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By  tinytimmy2  |  2

Jerry Jerry!!!

By  unvmesucka  |  0

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By  tinytimmy2  |  2

Jerry Jerry!!!

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jerry jerry jerry jerry

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  MrSassypants  |  31

6 umm sorry but saying it again when 1 already said it won't make it any better. Anway back to the FMl... That is what I call when your OP's son and you're a "brother from another mother."

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  cmfh88  |  0

just like a woman,...... can't trust em as far as you can throw em

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37 is obviously a hunter you dumbfuck people kill deer and other animals for trophy and eating hopefully not in that order venison((deer meat)) is /very/ lean and pretty freaking tasty if prepared properly

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55- I understand he's a hunter, no need for the "dumbfuck" (which is 2 fucking words by the way) I was just wondering why he was holding the antlers covered in blood, thought it was kinda gruesome, that's all.

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So, OP's wife was knocked up by his brother, approximately 8 years ago, thus conceiving the incestuous son/nephew?

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  daltyboy  |  0

44, it's called hunting

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  Snaylor12  |  0

88- you're obviously a flatlander

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  zojieeu  |  5

what is Jerry Jerry ?

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  RosedFairy1  |  0

It's a show

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  Alwayspullout  |  7

96, you can't prove that. Too many facts that you don't know.

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  Dasuss  |  11

The OP's name is "Ben", meaning he's a guy and didn't actually give birth to a child. The post could mean one of two things. 1) He had a child with his wife/girlfriend and later down the line found out it was his sister. 2) His brother slept with his wife and they had a child.

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  EvilPotato  |  14

how the fuck did you not know that, you didn't make sure at all, damn your weird.

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  ragzy  |  7

229 - I'm guessing that your second option is the correct option. Otherwise the FML would be "I found out my son is my nephew / brother" as the FML is just nephew it is pretty obvious his brother shagged his partner.

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  Ali_Br_fml  |  33

ragzy, for #229's comment, both options are possible. It would only be his brother/son if he had sex with his mother, not with his sister. With his sister, it would be his nephew/son. If his brother knocked her up, it would just be his nephew... & the person who asked about Jerry, isn't Ben & Jerry's an ice cream company? I never actually got to try their ice cream, but I hear it's good...

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  Ali_Br_fml  |  33

but of course they meant Jerry Springer, the talk show that we don't watch... it was just too much of a coincidence that ice cream was on my mind, and OP's name was Ben... Smh fail

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  iamtwiggyme  |  0

Jerry Springer was a talk show that had situations like this all the time. the crowd always chanted Jerry so it became a big thing. I highly doubt #1 was talking about ice cream.

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  FlavaMash  |  1

jeryy jerry jerry jerry jerry jerry.

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  cass85  |  8

Seriously? I don't know what part of the world you are from where it is standard procedure to pop out a paternity test immediately after the birth but the majority of couples have no need to do that...oh right, you're trying to be a troll. Asshat.

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  womanjesus  |  0

obviously if he was the one who had done it, he wouldve known don't you think? seeing as if that were the case, his sister wouldve had the baby, not his girlfriend/wife? think about it.

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  iamtwiggyme  |  0

If his wife were also his sister, his son would still be his son but also his nephew. But that's not what the FML says. So it's only makes sense that his wife slept with his brother.

By  Moondune  |  0

how would that even work?

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  bringmepieskm  |  0

to mrsassypants, true, very true. I'm drunk as shit, and that's still a mind fuck!

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GOOD! someone asked the question for me...

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  itsmeyippie  |  0

OP's name is Ben so it's a male, and his girlfriend may have been a long lost sister, so it's an incest son/ nephew, but probably isnt

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  stoych  |  19

his wife slept with his brother! is it that had to work out? shit, fyl dude. hope you can still love him like your own, its not his fault.

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  Janawa  |  22

I mean, if OP was a girl, not saying OP is, then that would mean her husband slept with "her sister". It's not that complicated people, come on!

By  anakaren_831  |  1

you knew this would happen, you brought it on yourself :p

By  kellanlvr  |  1

uhmm..you gave birth to your nephew?

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  dudeitsdanny  |  9

^26- This is why we read the numbers on the posts, and realize who posted first before making comments like that.

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  heysteph  |  2

yes she is poster number eight but the fml wasn't explained in the comments until comment number fifteen. just because you read the replies to #3 doesn't mean they were there when #8 posted.

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  0opsie  |  6

Why all the thumbs down on #31? He's saying that it's not #8's fault for not reading the replies above because they didn't exist yet. It was only explained (by #15, 16, and 25) AFTER she commented.

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  BWill9014  |  4

oh, wow I admit my mistake... sorry 31 but still I think we can all agree here that this fml wasn't that difficult to understand and that 8 failed so let's move on now

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  dudeitsdanny  |  9

66- Because most of this site's users lack common sense, and couldn't see thr obvious. Same reason why 26 has 8 thumbs up after saying something dumb. Isn't nice not to assume, 40? We look smarter when we use our common sense.

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  Enslaved  |  36

I sometimes leave comments without reading every single reply on here first. If similar comments exist, so be it. Please don't tell me how I should and shouldn't use this site and let some enjoy it the way they chose to do so! Thank you in advance.

By  bbytdubb  |  0

like. seriously. how did that happen?

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  itsmeyippie  |  0

121 is on the right track but is wrong, should OP be a girl she would know whether or not she gave birth, the mans girlfriend/wife or whoever it is, fucked his brother while being in relations with OP

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