Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said, "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML
Today, while at school, a bra fell out of my coat. After the initial shock, people started congratulating me on finally getting a girlfriend. I didn't have the heart to tell them it was my mom's. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, my roommate let out a blood-curdling scream in the bathroom. I ran in to see what was going on, only to find her sitting on the toilet, topless. Turned out she'd tried to pierce her own tit using a clothespin and a needle. FML
Today, I found my first bra and tried it on. It still fits. FML
Today, my sister made a comment about my small boobs. I told her I'm actually a C cup, and she told me she "can't even C them". I just got roasted with a fucking pun. FML
Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML
Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to take a pair of scissors to all my bras. My mom can't take me shopping for another three days and I have no one to borrow a bra from. I have school. FML
Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML
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MikeDa1Da 14
Poke holes in her condoms.
whiterabbit420 4
You'll age better than a more busty woman, don't worry about it OP.
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Comments (176)
coreydsmith 0
Dont worry about it. Bra size doesnt mean anything in a woman. Im sure your a great girl
ipoopinshoes 2
Buy a padded bra.
theonlysweetpea 10
It's all just useless fat on your chest. Breasts are just breasts. I hate mine. Back aches, can't find bras, guys always staring... Tell your roommate that her breasts are no better than yours
harbqll 0
If your **** are that small, you should have gotten a boob job already. YDI
Ugi 27
Don't you find all those ****-enlargement operations painful 135?
MrLoux 6
Dont worry. Dont know exactly.why, but I for one like the smaller ones. Getting boobie slapped through the face during sex is just not fun :-)
paramorefan17 0
Trust me that will be me when I'm in college
citral 1
Maybe you're skinny...
dagray40 7
A mouth only holds a mouth full
granolabutt8 7
All boobs are a pain in the ass imo. I have a small B cup and I had trouble running on the treadmill last night because my **** kept bouncing and they hurt like hell despite the fact that I had on a sports bra. My boyfriend has expressed to me multiple times that he likes C cups best, but he really doesn't care that mine are small at all. Any guy who does sounds like a closet homosexual. Also, I've caught men (mostly old) staring at my boobs in public all the time, even though there's very little to stare at, haha. :P Just goes to show that being a woman is pretty much the only requirement to get stared at.
Nhori 0
I wish i had a small chest. damn bras are such a hassle sometimes >:(