Today, my mom called me a bastard, told me I should run away, and said I don't deserve to live in her house. All because I didn't use a plate when I ate a Poptart. FML
by sadkid / 09/25/2011 at 7:23pm / United States / Miscellaneous
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Well, you should've used a goddamn plate you wreckless hobo. You and your poptart-no-plate eating shenanigans. :)
#2 - On 09/26/2011 at 2:53am by _Vamp_
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I've heard that can be punishable by death in Texas. Just be glad you're alive.
#4 - On 09/26/2011 at 2:56am by s0m3guy2010
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