Miscellaneous: Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own.... - FML

By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 06:00 - United States - North Olmsted

Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML

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Friday 16 June 2017 12:04

Don't put up with that crap. Being someone's mother does not give one carte blanche to dictate. And just in case you're wondering: I am a mother of five adults.

ThongWarrior 17

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Friday 16 June 2017 12:05

How does that even work

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Friday 16 June 2017 12:04

Don't put up with that crap. Being someone's mother does not give one carte blanche to dictate. And just in case you're wondering: I am a mother of five adults.

ThongWarrior 17

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Friday 16 June 2017 12:05

How does that even work

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Friday 16 June 2017 13:46

It doesn't. That's kind of the point, I think.

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Friday 16 June 2017 23:40

I grew up with a very controlling grandmother and that is something she would tried to do. Her way or the highway.

sunshine1421 14

Friday 16 June 2017 14:21

ahh moms... it never ends... pretty funny though

Lobby_Bee 17

Friday 16 June 2017 17:32

Moms will be moms.

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Friday 16 June 2017 18:20

"Mom, in case you haven't noticed - I'm an adult in my own home. If you want to be a dictator, get your own country."

missyfiona89 28

Saturday 17 June 2017 0:29

North Olmsted, OH? Tell her you're running away from home to a friend's place. I'm on Columbia and brookpark. ?

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Saturday 17 June 2017 3:19

early onset dementia maybe

ProperPengTing 15

Saturday 17 June 2017 5:08

Omfgg! Lmao

tolkien897 15

Saturday 17 June 2017 20:39

My dad tries to tell me I can't have piercings or tattoos even though I'm 19, married, and live with my husband.

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Monday 19 June 2017 5:12

Really, don't invite her over, especially around meal time.

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