Today, I received a 7-page text message during school from my mom yelling at me because I ate her cereal. FML
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Today, I found out my mom put breast milk in my cereal until I was 7 years old. FML
Today, I woke up so pissed off that I yelled at my cereal. FML
Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML
Today, I went to the kitchen to grab some cereal. I guess my mum didn't hear me, because as I entered, I heard her ranting to herself about her, "goddamn fucking Cheerios". I started to slowly back out, but I tripped over my own feet. She heard and yelled at me for "sneaking around". FML
Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
Today, my mother threw an egg at my face with force because I returned home 5 minutes late to dinner. FML
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
Today, I was grounded by my mom because I had slept in past 11, when she wanted me to wake up at seven to do chores. According to her logic, I should have seen the note she left on the counter earlier this morning. FML
Today, I received a text from my mom saying, "We need to talk." I panicked and replied, "What did I do now?" She responded, "I was going to ask what you wanted for dinner, but now I’m curious about what you're hiding." FML
Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML
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Top comments
Xavi89 0
hahahaha! you should have wrote back "yum"
Randen_fml 0
don't eat her cereal then?
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Comments (108)
Randen_fml 0
don't eat her cereal then?
KingDingALing 9
Ok? So? This is a stupid fml.
marinus_fml 20
agree with #1. have egg on toast instead!
jakii_ 0
ooh dayum. chu don't eat momma's cereal
HahaHokayThen 10
She totally deserved it. You know not to eat your moms cereal. Or she will CUT you.
KylaaKatastrophe 0
... I once ate the last of my mom's cereal. When she found out she drove me to the store and made me go in and get some more cereal. In my pajamas.
titenite88 0
At least it wasn't a Howler...
Smeagol648 0
Haha this FML post made me laugh so hard! xD
Peacewind 0
YDI you ate her cerial
madarchod 0
OP, ur mother needs to grow up, in India mothers can starve for their children let alone get angry over such stupid cereal thing
legonut6 0
Your life is fine. You have a mom, a phone, and food. Shut up and be happy. YDI for complaining.
acccccccc 1
YOU CANT YELL IN TEXTS! DAMN YOU MUST be StUpId!!
TimmyTimbo 0
your mom is kuckoo for cocoa puffs!!!!
skyttlz 32
was it CEREALLY a seven page text?
montressa_FML 0
fatty
Paramorefan2 1
wow. that's really stupid. why would she care?!
lemonlife 0
at least you have friends
MadPercussion 0
'cause she's fat.
Randen_fml 0
74, win
Xavi89 0
hahahaha! you should have wrote back "yum"
tchaikovsky93 0
Hahahahahahahhagagagagagagaagagagag!!!!!!!!!
DivakiddOsz 5
3, WIN :D
Bad_Boy1321 0
win!!
jakii_ 0
win!!!
DivakiddOsz 5
haha <3
marinus_fml 20
what are you doing eating women cereal??
LabRats_fml 4
Stuoid bitch mom, trix are for kids!
CreepyGuy666 2
I don't like to share food either -_-
Person1233 13
It'd be hilarious if your teacher took away the phone and read the text message out loud to the class. But you didn't say she did, so I can't see how this is an FML.
Annihilator 0
LMAO, THIS IS THE BEST FML EVER! YOUR MOTHER IS A MONSTER FOR CEREL!
catkat1988 17
JOEY DOES NOT SHARE FOOD!!! :-) lol, tell your mom to buy enough cereal for both of you. Problem solved.
mona_is_here 10
Could have been worse. My mum can yell at me if I don't reply to her on Facebook.