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You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Up and coming moderator
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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

4%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

1%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

1%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

0%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

0%
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

10%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

12%
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

62%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

38%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

26%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

51%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

0%

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Kut19's favorite FMLs

Today, my family had dinner with my future in-laws for the first time. After a bottle of wine to herself, my mother loudly insisted that I'm out of her will. Apparently, I "molest towels" and leave them to "fester for days" in my "den of depravity". I'm sure they'll give me their daughter now. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By The Towel Molester - / Thursday 26 January 2012 14:49 / Australia

Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes for my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids came to the party. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Thursday 26 January 2012 04:18 / United States

Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure". Her husband was in the room. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By imy / Tuesday 18 October 2011 15:01 / United States

Today, a coworker thought it would be funny to put a tack on my chair. When I sat down, it went directly into my butt. When I sprang up, I hit my head on a lamp. I then hit my head on my desk on the way down. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Benjamin / Wednesday 25 January 2012 05:03 / United States

Today, my eleven year old sister came in, and bitched to me and my boyfriend about how she was going to tell my mom about the used condom she found. My boyfriend punched her in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By lolilovemyboyfriend - / Wednesday 19 October 2011 14:37 / United States

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Up and coming moderator

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The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

I agree, my mouse works.

YDI Master

Judgmental

50 quality comments

A new thumb

100 kick-ass comments

One more and it's business time