Today, my mom called me a bastard, told me I should run away, and said I don't deserve to live in her house. All because I didn't use a plate when I ate a Poptart. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
Today, my mom called me a bastard because I asked for the Target gift card my dad had given to me. FML
Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw up my lunch. FML
Today, I came home from school and went upstairs to sit on the balcony. I walked past my mom and said hello. She then got mad at me because I didn't ask how her day was. She said I should stay in my room and that I don't deserve dinner because I don't value her tasks in the house. FML
Today, my dad screamed at me, called me a monster, told me he wanted me to move out, and that I better start looking for an apartment. Why? I slammed the microwave door. FML
Today, my mother gave me a reprimand for my table manners when I didn't ask for someone to pass the vegetables I could have gotten myself. She then let out a raunchy fart at the table, and had the nerve to yell, "Did you ask to be excused?!" as I vacated the area. FML
Today, my mom called me a "heartless bitch" for eating the last Hot Pocket. This is coming from a woman who, just last week, faked having cancer to get out of a speeding ticket. FML
Today, my mom slept all day. But when she got out of bed for five minutes, she told me I was a worthless piece of shit. Then she went back to bed. FML
Today, I received a 7-page text message during school from my mom yelling at me because I ate her cereal. FML
Today, I decided I need help, so I confessed to my mother that I'm bulimic. After she looked it up online she started screaming at me for "Wasting food that I'm not paying for." FML
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Top comments
_Vamp_ 9
Well, you should've used a goddamn plate you wreckless hobo. You and your poptart-no-plate eating shenanigans. :)
s0m3guy2010 21
I've heard that can be punishable by death in Texas. Just be glad you're alive.
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Comments (138)
Jazzgirl101 12
thats a bit much
SinSiXX 0
I'm sure that was a build up from all the other annoying things you do, so she finally snapped. :)
some_girl9 8
Next time that bitch says something like that to you, just throw a box of Midol at her and say, "You need this," then walk away.
bibi_nette 14
Poptarts are serious business.
ms_YoungMula 8
Your moms a bitch...she doesn't deserve to have kids if she talks like that
Snookie85 19
What a great and loving mother!
nikijcchz 10
My mums done worse. It's probably a women/ mum thing. She probably didn't mean it!!!
chelseaaababyyy 17
how dare you, op !
Rasetsu 10
My mom once told me that I would never succeed in life. Why? I don't fold my clothes "properly." She's usually very loving...but SUPER anal about folding clothes, laundry, dishes, etc. Household stuff.
HomeAl0ne 20
Still, looks like she was right.
Paulinho_fml 5
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... badum tsssh