Animals, Health, Dogs and Gross: Mix up - FML

Mix up

By luckygirl - 06/06/2019 12:09

Today, I have a bad cold, so I've been carrying tissues around with me. I noticed our puppy had pooped on the floor, so I grabbed a napkin and cleaned it up, then threw it away. I then blew my nose with my tissue. Apparently, I threw away my tissue and used the napkin. FML

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Jackey 29

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Thursday 6 June 2019 17:30

I was always taught you rubbed the dog's nose in their poop if you were looking to train them to not go in an area... I don't know what lesson he's going to get from you rubbing your nose in it instead.

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Thursday 6 June 2019 16:29

Sounds like a shitty situ... ...you can finish it — I’m tired.

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RichardPencil 30

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Thursday 6 June 2019 16:29

Sounds like a shitty situ... ...you can finish it — I’m tired.

Jackey 29

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Thursday 6 June 2019 17:30

I was always taught you rubbed the dog's nose in their poop if you were looking to train them to not go in an area... I don't know what lesson he's going to get from you rubbing your nose in it instead.

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Friday 7 June 2019 1:05

i d give u reddit gold if we were on reddit

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