Money, Thief and Parents: How could you? - FML

How could you?

By Anonymous - 07/05/2025 17:00 - United States

Today, my mom called me a bastard because I asked for the Target gift card my dad had given to me. FML

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Hangryko 31

Thursday 8 May 2025 18:57

If she won't return your property to you, call the cops.

Chazzster 29

Friday 9 May 2025 21:12

If you get a gift, you take it and you keep it. Mom should not have had your gift card…. That said, she’s a horrible person for trying to steal your gift card.

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Hangryko 31

Thursday 8 May 2025 18:57

If she won't return your property to you, call the cops.

Chazzster 29

Friday 9 May 2025 21:12

If you get a gift, you take it and you keep it. Mom should not have had your gift card…. That said, she’s a horrible person for trying to steal your gift card.

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