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Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

1%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

0%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

0%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

0%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

0%
Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

40%
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

3%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

4%
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

19%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

52%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

17%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

38%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

15%

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Spaerro's favorite FMLs

Today, at a Christmas party, my crush came up to me and cutely pointed out that I was standing under mistletoe. The only response my stupid brain could think of was, "Probably full of nargles though." He gave me a confused look and walked away. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Rhine - / Sunday 16 December 2012 23:51 / Barbados - Bridgetown

Today, I bought my son a nice car for his 18th birthday. When I gave it to him, he just got mad and told me that if I really wanted to spend that much money on him, I should've used it to help him pay for college. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Wednesday 5 December 2012 11:27 / Israel

Today, my fully grown, 90-pound German Shepherd sniffed and wagged his tail as a guy mugged me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 3 September 2012 02:07 / United States - Southfield

Today, after having recently moved into shared accommodations, my prankster of a room-mate has somehow made sure I've yet again woken up with a tampon in my mouth. It's been three times in the past week. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By idontbleedfromthere - / Wednesday 22 August 2012 23:10 / United States - Indio

Today, I decided to have some fun by joining a Harry Potter forum and making a thread saying it's all for little kids. When I checked back later, my post had been edited into me tearfully coming out of the closet, and some guy had said he'd passed my details on to Anonymous. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By icybrent94 - / Sunday 5 August 2012 20:21 / United Kingdom - Arlesey

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Up and coming moderator

I moderated this!

Mobility

The rules are the rules

50 favorites

Consolation prize

It's in the can!

Socialite

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Beginner

I agree, my mouse works.

YDI Master

Judgmental

50 quality comments

A new thumb

100 kick-ass comments

One more and it's business time