Today, my mom called me a bastard, told me I should run away, and said I don't deserve to live in her house. All because I didn't use a plate when I ate a Poptart. FML
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Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
Today, my mom called me a bastard because I asked for the Target gift card my dad had given to me. FML
Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw up my lunch. FML
Today, I came home from school and went upstairs to sit on the balcony. I walked past my mom and said hello. She then got mad at me because I didn't ask how her day was. She said I should stay in my room and that I don't deserve dinner because I don't value her tasks in the house. FML
Today, my dad screamed at me, called me a monster, told me he wanted me to move out, and that I better start looking for an apartment. Why? I slammed the microwave door. FML
Today, my mother gave me a reprimand for my table manners when I didn't ask for someone to pass the vegetables I could have gotten myself. She then let out a raunchy fart at the table, and had the nerve to yell, "Did you ask to be excused?!" as I vacated the area. FML
Today, my mom called me a "heartless bitch" for eating the last Hot Pocket. This is coming from a woman who, just last week, faked having cancer to get out of a speeding ticket. FML
Today, my mom slept all day. But when she got out of bed for five minutes, she told me I was a worthless piece of shit. Then she went back to bed. FML
Today, I received a 7-page text message during school from my mom yelling at me because I ate her cereal. FML
Today, I decided I need help, so I confessed to my mother that I'm bulimic. After she looked it up online she started screaming at me for "Wasting food that I'm not paying for." FML
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Top comments
_Vamp_ 9
Well, you should've used a goddamn plate you wreckless hobo. You and your poptart-no-plate eating shenanigans. :)
s0m3guy2010 21
I've heard that can be punishable by death in Texas. Just be glad you're alive.
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Comments (138)
corrinaswan 0
Someone Is either on their period or had a bowl of bitch flakes that morning
anorexicbarbie 8
27 *claps* That was beautiful, "bitch flakes", I gotta use that one day.
FarSide 23
And used piss instead of milk.
HomeAl0ne 20
With a little squeeze of lemon juice on top.
RobbyReyes33 0
Poptarts are kind of a big deal ;)
samicna 4
next time make sure she takes her meds before you make food for yourself
mrahhhhh 21
I've heard of a guy who freaked out over Pepsi. All he wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and they wouldn't give it to him! Just a Pepsi! He's not crazy! (Institution!)
niekie 0
Lol suicidal tendencies
THE_A_TEEN 28
(rens voice) you stupid eeediot, use a plate next time. Now clean this mess. All joking aside, if your mom is going to bitch out like that, record it and call child services. They would love to talk to your mom, hun.
masterbruce 3
she should've whupped ur azz!
Sparkiee93 3
I know that feel bro.. my mom is a psycho bitch too.
rebelzomm 10
Your mum probably had alot of reasons that have accumulated over the days. Your poptart pushed her over edge op.
hpdrew15 9
I think your mother may need some anger management classes.
Senior29 8
maybe u Should run away. i mean if my mom were like that, I definitely wud