By Anonymous - 13/04/2012 09:43 - Canada

Today, I went to pick a penny off of the ground for good luck. Someone kneed me in the butt, I fell face first and broke my glasses. FML
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tkdgold03 5
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it must not have been heads up...

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scenechic 5

Happy Friday Thee 13th.

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owlfeatures 8
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Don't worry I'm really unlucky too... Happens to everyone! :)

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marmlr339 14
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A similar thing happened to me. I found $50 on the floor at a nightclub. I picked it up, and as I was getting up someone walked into me, causing me to drop my phone and shattering the screen... Which cost $120

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YtotsDI 0
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Lucky friday 13th!

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Daederoth 10
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No, no it doesn't happen to everyone. Most people would assess the situation and determine that when there are people walking behind you, you don't stop to pick up a penny.

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owlfeatures 8
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I'm just saying that it happens to a lot of people and a lot of shit happens to me... :/

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therealslim 15
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Well 28, you don't represent 'a lot of people'. Unless you're hella fat, and your weight counts for 'a lot of pwople'

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X_Codes 11

@28: You can actually, mathematically show that the time it takes to pick up a penny is not worth 1 cent.

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owlfeatures 8
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Sorry I spoke... :/

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murdersquirrel 15
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She's just saying she's unlucky in general. Calm down, people.

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snator 0

Luck of friday 13

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williamh327 5
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Douchebag Alert!

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Clozzie 0

Today i actually saw a penny on the floor but decided not to pick it up AND i wear glasses.

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tkdgold03 5
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it must not have been heads up...

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Insane_Tea 15
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To OP's dismay they unfortunately they fell head first into the pavement.

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Insane_Tea 15
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I apologize for the improper grammatical structure of my comment. I didn't know I was stating my PhD thesis.

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2oc 5
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It wasn't the grammar your comment just sucked.

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DEzey 0

Maybe he was Jewish.

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scenechic 5

Happy Friday Thee 13th.

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therealslim 15
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At least your penny can contribute to buying some new glasses!

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LaughinStock 16
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I was going to go cut the lawn but I don't know anymore, I could get something cut off. :-/

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thejewishfuhrer 17

Happy Friday thee 13th to you too!

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Nbrandwine 7
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Well. Least ya still got ur penny?

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J0gby 0
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Yeah Op also got a "corndog" (knee up the butt) that's what I call it,

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kshafer08 7

I would have Got up and punched them in the throat...

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zandalee 19
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Anger issues?

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j_cat187 19
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Dude your mustache is huge.

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ICATiger 13
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It's like dropping the soap in prison. Just not in prison....

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Da5h0t 1
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or dropping soap..

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iseyixes 18

Better to break your glasses instead of your nose or teeth. Silver lining?

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DocBastard 38
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How did it make you feel? A penny for your thoughts. I'd recommend picking yourself up, dusting yourself off, and laughing about the whole thing. But that's just my two cents.

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0die 0

A penny for your thoughts, but a dollar for your insights. Oh, a fortune for your disaster.

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wlddog 14

A penny isn't worth picking up.

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SkoomaKi 27
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^ To a homeless person it is.

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kamikrazy 6
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I pick up pennies off the floor because the word "God" is on it.

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loserman67 35
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#30 -- actually a penny is worth picking up. I pick up any and all coins I see on the ground, put them in a jar at home and every year, the week before Christmas I cash them in. Last year I got $116 bucks, most of it in pennies. So, it's worth it!

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myopinioncounts 3
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maybe thats why the last person dropped the penny

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SkoomaKi 27
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You must of picked the penny tales up, that's bad luck.

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murdersquirrel 15
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Yeah, because the penny tales aren't very exciting. :P

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