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Today, I was playing with my little nephew and began to tickle him playfully, even though I know he doesn't like to be tickled. When I was done, he looked me straight in the eye, punched me in the groin, and told me, "No one tickles me". He's six. FML


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On 01/20/2014 at 10:34pm - kids - by Ginger_Gawd - United States (Florida)

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If you know he doesn't like it and you did it anyway, you sort of had it coming.

#1 - On 01/21/2014 at 12:33pm by Serisent

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"Today I did something wrong and suffered the consequences. FML"

#6 - On 01/21/2014 at 12:37pm by Peach_assassin

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