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Today, I could hear my daughter playing with her Barbie dolls in her room. "Do you think your boss will agree to give you a raise?", she said. "Of course, we slept together!" My daughter is six. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46194) - you deserved it (7647) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/27/2013 at 6:32am - kids - by Poly24 - Sent from mobile version

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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I always thought Barbie was a whore who would sleep her way to the top.

Now I have definitive proof.

#1 - On 08/27/2013 at 12:17pm by DocBastard

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And this is why Barbie has been had soooo many different careers ;) haha

#4 - On 08/27/2013 at 12:18pm by mikailanicole98

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