Thanks, Burgess

By singingintherain - 01/07/2017 20:00

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Today, ever since my boyfriend has seen A Clockwork Orange, he always suggests that we have sex by asking, "How about a little of the good old in-out-in-out?" and refers to his genitals as, "Yarbles". He seriously doesn't understand why this turns me off every time and our sex life has sunk. FML
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FrozenYeti 6

so ******* tell him

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Magnoxidans 19

I would say "Just because you don't understand why it turns me off, that doesn't make my feelings invalid" - though unless he's a complete moron, it sounds like he's intentionally baiting you :/

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FrozenYeti 6

so ******* tell him

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cacheson 41

I think the point is she told him and he doesn't understand how that could be.

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FrozenYeti 6

1. guys can't read minds as much as women this k you have to be painfully obvious. 2. if it's is really that bad, kick his ass to the curb. I have no sympathy when the response is to bitch anonymously online instead of having a conversation like a real adult

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Magnoxidans 19

I would say "Just because you don't understand why it turns me off, that doesn't make my feelings invalid" - though unless he's a complete moron, it sounds like he's intentionally baiting you :/

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Talented73 54

So cut him off. If he's baiting you, he'll be the master baiter.

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llostinreality 19

Sounds like he isn't really listening to what you're telling him

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CiaphasCain2 20

I would suggest getting him the novel, maybe then he understand that 'the good old in out in out' is referring to a rape. Hopefully he stops afterwards.

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PhoenixChick 26

It's rape in the movie too, so you don't even have to give him the novel. Just remind him that what he is referring to is a RAPE so brutal that the woman died from it. And that it isn't a turn on for you for him to offer to rape you to death.

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DanielleinDC 33

From my understanding, the death was suicide after the rape, an all-too-common thing in real life. But yeah, OP, you gotta find a way to shut that shit down. If he won't get it through his head that using a reference to rape turns you off, perhaps you should find another boyfriend.

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nemcali 34

Actually I don’t think it’s a reference to rape but to sex in general because I believe he also uses it about the 2 girls who voluntarily have sex with him at the beginning of the movie. Regardless if it bothers you, he should stop using that expression.

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RichardPencil 30

Just give him a tolchock in the zoobies and go listen to some Ludwig van. You should read the book -- it's very horrorshow.

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Kurliez408 32

Taking part in 'A Clockwork Orange' next week. Your boyfriend has one twisted sense of humour....

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Ihavelike3bucks 2

Maybe he just wants to read the meter. Regarding the rape comments.. It's been awhile since I read or saw it but I'm pretty sure 'in-out-in-out' just refers to penetrative sex in general, not specially rape.

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PhoenixChick 26

It's how the main character refers to sex- and he enthusiastically raped a woman to death.

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tolkien897 15

It might not even be the rape references. I just don't find the words "in out in out" to be sexy. Besides, I like it when my husband play-rapes with me

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CiaphasCain2 20

yeah okayy.......way too much information there o.O

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tolkien897 15

Neh. you'll be alright.

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RayneIsAPsycho 9

Being that A Clockwork Orange is my favorite movie of all times. I don't think this would bother me, lol. However, I do feel sorry for you xD

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Gaz_2_0 10

A Clockwork Orange is one of my favorite movies as well, and I once talked in nadsat(the weird way the characters speak) for half a day until my Spanish teacher yelled at me. I would also have no problem with it.

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