By parentof5 - 23/04/2011 15:20 - United States
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She should've followed it up with, "Also, I'm not going to be mean like you; I'm gonna share mines!"
11 - I don't get why people say that. I never laugh or say this FML made my day because it didn't. I've only smirked at ONE FML. Some people are weird :P
at least she looks up to you
Some of us are easily amused, which helps cuz if I wasn't my boring life would be purty depressing! :D so lots of simple stuff can make my days(: And I'm lucky(:
Exactly what I was thinking 29!
At least she didn't say, "I want to have big junk like mommys' when I grow up!"
This sounds like scene off of the Pacifier..
Haha I loved that film^
well I guess it's time to start fitness. : )
I'm amused by "purty"
I love that film!!! and I agree, it does!!! Mmmm.. vin diesel!!
16 u must be miserable because this was funny
16 is right. I was thinking the exact same thing...who actually laughs out loud or even smirks at FMLs. They're entertaining, yeah, but not "make my day" funny.
159 I lol all the time when reading fmls, I've seen a Fml where op was reading fmls and loled during a lecture on slaves. Lighten up and laugh it won't hurt I promise.
haha ur fucked
Slimfast, it's delicious.
Beg to differ. I think it tastes nasty. But if little girls are jealous of your breasticles, taste doesn't matter anymore.
I was being a smart ass :P
Me too lol
Let's just pretend she said that because OP has such huge pectorals.
Slimfast actually doesn't make you skinny by itself you still need to exercise a lot it just makes you eat less. Btw your the only person I've seen say pectorals instead of pecs.
what about you for being a fucking racist bitch?! is there something WRONG with being Chinese? fucking sunbathed like you piss me the hell off
*dumbshits... fuck auto-correct
first!!
he is a FATSO BINGO DAD loll
hey at least you always have pair of tits to play with haha you have to look at the glass half full
cute(:
Or have breast reduction surgery. will help his back to.
38 *too
maybe he is a juicehead and has huge pecks
SAY WALLAH?
Use the front camera on Ipod or Iphone 4 and a mirror I think :)
How do you know that Term?
lol yes 21
well, I guess she could earn that trait of yours too. let's hope not
That's a cool picture
LOL, I'm a girl.
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Slimfast, it's delicious.
lmao