Today, I could hear my daughter playing with her Barbie dolls in her room. "Do you think your boss will agree to give you a raise?", she said. "Of course, we slept together!" My daughter is six. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, my 6 year-old daughter walked in on my husband and I getting it on. Now she won't stop "pretending to be daddy" against items of furniture. We have guests coming round in three hours. FML
Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML
Today, my daughter told me she wants to be a stripper when she grows up, just like "Daddy's girlfriend." We're still married. FML
Today, my daughter admitted to me that the only reason she's nice to me is because I give her money. She's six. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML
Today, my second-grade daughter asked her teacher how much money she makes. FML
Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
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DocBastard 38
I always thought Barbie was a ***** who would sleep her way to the top. Now I have definitive proof.
mikailanicole98 11
And this is why Barbie has been had soooo many different careers ;) haha
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Comments (146)
djsammyc 19
she obviously heard it somewhere
xmuffinx 6
Ah . Do you smell that . Yea it's call the new generation .
fantasyworld 37
Depends on what she thinks slept together means. When I was young I thought babies were made by adults kissing and rolling around naked.
AmbrosiaFan 18
What are you watching that she would pick that up? Sounds like you need to watch what you watch around her...