FMLkoala

About Fmlkoala

I'm the first koala to read FML... I feel special Don't give me crap about me saying mum instead of mom because Australians say mum I have Xbox live and my gamertag is KOALAKING14 if you want to be my friend on Xbox Don't use text language Quick FAQ Yes we drink water but it's from he leaves we eat Yes koalas have penis's and vaginas Yes most of them can use technology Feel free to message me :)

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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
One ring to rule them all
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

18%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

4%
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

0%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

10%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

65%

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Fmlkoala's favorite FMLs

Today, I was delivering pizza. When I went up to the front door, an elderly lady answered. She was wearing a floral dress that went down to her shins and had a Nicolas Cage mask on with eye holes cut out. When I glanced behind her, I saw her cats had them too. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By nicholascageonyourface - / Sunday 9 June 2013 05:13 / United States - Papillion

Today, while walking in the mall, I had two people race past me in wheelchairs. Thinking they were racing, I started rooting for the one guy that was ahead. Turns out his wheelchair was malfunctioning and the other was chasing after to help. He then slammed and fell into the water fountain. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By meantowheels - / Sunday 21 June 2009 02:29 / United States

Beginner

Socialite

Mobility

Work is a 4-letter word

Checking you out

Tell us what happened next

I’m your new creative director

The thumb strikes back

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

Night owl

I like your style

I moderated this!

Up and coming moderator

Perfectionist

Profile completed

It's in the can!

100 kick-ass comments

A new thumb

50 quality comments

One ring to rule them all

Consolation prize

Who’s the fairest of them all?

I agree, my mouse works.

YDI Master

Judgmental

The Mixer

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

50 favorites

42

One more and it's business time

The return of the thumb