Today, I could hear my daughter playing with her Barbie dolls in her room. "Do you think your boss will agree to give you a raise?", she said. "Of course, we slept together!" My daughter is six. FML
Collection
Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, my 6 year-old daughter walked in on my husband and I getting it on. Now she won't stop "pretending to be daddy" against items of furniture. We have guests coming round in three hours. FML
Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML
Today, my daughter told me she wants to be a stripper when she grows up, just like "Daddy's girlfriend." We're still married. FML
Today, my daughter admitted to me that the only reason she's nice to me is because I give her money. She's six. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML
Today, my second-grade daughter asked her teacher how much money she makes. FML
Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
DocBastard 38
I always thought Barbie was a ***** who would sleep her way to the top. Now I have definitive proof.
mikailanicole98 11
And this is why Barbie has been had soooo many different careers ;) haha
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (146)
dangousity 21
Too much tv for her!
smilequeen0222 3
where did she get that from?
Wiz_Of_Oz 17
They grow up so fast... I mean, that's ridiculous! She has barely entered school and she already knows the ins and outs? (Pun intended)
caramelie 7
Everyone that is commenting on how good/ bad this generation is, think about this. How much does technology have to do with the change in this country? We have a vast amount of information, social media, news, pictures; all at the press of a button. Think about how children did and said stupid things throughout time; but there was not anywhere to read about it. The good/ bad of our country is all perception. We have more information about the bad things going on; and we dwell on them, so it seems like everything is so much worse. People have been bigots, jerks, pad parents, crazy children many times; but used to it was easier to hide. So is the generation worse, or are we just better Informed?
lininnes 6
OP's daughter is a 6 yo genius. Don't blame her. This is just how the system works. Do buy toy condoms for her Barbie though. Get protected.
why57why 21
This generation
iajm02 13
Bad parenting
justmeCee 16
Lol. I wouldn't be too worried about it Op. Kids are like sponges and they soak everything up. She could of heard it the tv or adults talking. Either way, I know me and my friends did some crazy things with our barbies and we turned out fine. Feel lucky that your 6 year old is still being a kid and playing with dolls. It's better than being glued to the video games non stop. ;)
WeskersSexslave 15
its her cousins fault.. cousins introduce sex into our barbies life!
MasterGamer591 13
Maybe because she learnt from you and you never picked up on it