Today, I could hear my daughter playing with her Barbie dolls in her room. "Do you think your boss will agree to give you a raise?", she said. "Of course, we slept together!" My daughter is six. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, my 6 year-old daughter walked in on my husband and I getting it on. Now she won't stop "pretending to be daddy" against items of furniture. We have guests coming round in three hours. FML
Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML
Today, my daughter told me she wants to be a stripper when she grows up, just like "Daddy's girlfriend." We're still married. FML
Today, my daughter admitted to me that the only reason she's nice to me is because I give her money. She's six. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML
Today, my second-grade daughter asked her teacher how much money she makes. FML
Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
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DocBastard 38
I always thought Barbie was a ***** who would sleep her way to the top. Now I have definitive proof.
mikailanicole98 11
And this is why Barbie has been had soooo many different careers ;) haha
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Comments (146)
Neesalun 20
Omg! I know it's only play...but i sure hope she doesn't understand what she's saying! -at least for the most part. How startling to hear that from your little one!
AliceAristocrat 12
Kids that age usually say things that they don't really understand. When I was six, I used to go around and tell people I was going to kill myself that day but I couldn't because tellytubbies was going to be on. It doesn't mean I was actually going to do it or I understood what I was saying but if it worries you so much, just explain to her why you don't like it when she does that. Chances are she doesn't even know it's a bad thing, she probably heard it on television somewhere and thought that's the most grown up thing she could say.
jpest17 5
That's what you get for letting your child watch crap on tv or be unattended.
onlymytwocents 9
That is 100% your fault. Your 6 year old should even know those terms
jeepers_1 21
you would be surprised what children know but don't tell their parents because they know it will likely get them in trouble.
nesha25 8
She's probably been watching Lifetime
icepick23 12
She will go far in life!
StanBVB 10
I would do similar things with my toys when I was her age. It's normal. I bet all she knows is that it's something adults do and it's really good. Don't worry about it, OP.
jeepers_1 21
I wouldn't worry too much. I heard the word sex when I was that age and the general idea of it. I would play with my barbie's and ken's and pretend they had "sex" even though I didnt really know what it was. I turned out fine, im almost 20 now and Im not a sex crazed freak. I would just talk to her and ask her what she thinks sex is and maybe do some general explanation if you have to. Kids can be weird sometimes, it's likely just something she saw on TV or heard from one of her friends.
chuka81 27
You raised her well. That's how the world works.
DeeLaShee 13
Its all about what you've exposed your child too.at 6, you can pretty much control every aspect of their life so either you or someone close to her,teacher maybe, has taught her that