Today, I could hear my daughter playing with her Barbie dolls in her room. "Do you think your boss will agree to give you a raise?", she said. "Of course, we slept together!" My daughter is six. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, my 6 year-old daughter walked in on my husband and I getting it on. Now she won't stop "pretending to be daddy" against items of furniture. We have guests coming round in three hours. FML
Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML
Today, my daughter told me she wants to be a stripper when she grows up, just like "Daddy's girlfriend." We're still married. FML
Today, my daughter admitted to me that the only reason she's nice to me is because I give her money. She's six. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML
Today, my second-grade daughter asked her teacher how much money she makes. FML
Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
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DocBastard 38
I always thought Barbie was a ***** who would sleep her way to the top. Now I have definitive proof.
mikailanicole98 11
And this is why Barbie has been had soooo many different careers ;) haha
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Comments (146)
Laith 12
Thats a WoW! She should have heared from someone els!
dinagdotphoto 13
Ah the joys of being raised by television.. Unless you maybe have an older daughter, whom your young one could've overheard?..or even worse - a secretly gay husband? Oooohh, the possibilities..
slithergirl 5
Children repeat things that they hear from their parents. You gotta be careful what u talk about in front of your kids because they will repeat.
underthesea12 24
like mother like daughter!
zafan123 6
That's why people shouldn't watch too much tv
jeepers_1 21
there are many places other than tv she could have heard it from!
EpicJman2828 11
The good thing is that she is so young she probably believes that sleeping together is just sleeping in the same bed
Zlinder666 12
At least she knows how the world works.
caligirllife 11
She's probably just overheard adult conversation you've had or heard it from TV shows you watch. Kids sometimes seem like they aren't listening but their brains are taking in all sorts of things that they or you aren't even aware of. Be careful op. ask her where she heard it from
Hutch1965 6
I have a daughter the same age, and I would just die...
love_mom2 6
no more tv, no more computers, no cell phones. this girl should only read books!