djsammyc

About Djsammyc

hi, im sam. im a socially awkward clutz with an over active imagination. I will most likely never get published but that doesnt mean I wont try to turn my misfortune into a good laugh for you:)

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Djsammyc's favorite FMLs

Today, I bought my niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her birthday. Only after she unwrapped it did I realize that it was meant to be a sex toy for grown men. FML

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By Anonymous / Saturday 26 April 2014 05:57 / Canada

Today, I watched a manager and a co-worker sit underneath a table in our store all day as I got yelled at for not working hard enough. I was the only one actually working. FML

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By Anonymous - / Monday 28 July 2014 02:48 / United States - Fresno

Today, I went back to work after a vacation, only to find out I'll soon be forced to dress up as one of the princesses from Frozen to promote our store. FML

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By PrincessPromotion - / Saturday 26 July 2014 16:29 / United States - Havertown

Today, I realised that when I asked my girlfriend 4 months ago if was she on the pill, she thought I meant hay fever tablets. I'm going to be a father. FML

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By Sniffles - / Saturday 26 April 2014 12:28 / Ireland

Today, I went to a comedy show with my mom, and they asked the audience members to yell out their problems as ideas for an improv skit. My mom yelled, "My daughter can't get a boyfriend!" FML

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By Yeppets - / Sunday 27 July 2014 18:44 / United States

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I agree, my mouse works.

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50 quality comments

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