By Anonymous - 16/11/2018 13:30

Today, I was asleep in my back garden and woke up when a bird landed on my hat and took a big shit right in my open mouth. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 934
You deserved it 466

Same thing different taste

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The bird was just playing a 'first person to fall asleep' prank

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The bird was just playing a 'first person to fall asleep' prank

Sonotsuave 34

I’m sorry this one actually made me laugh out loud pretty hard. That sucks so much

try not to keep your mouth shut while sleeping or do not take nap outside to be safer not to get shit or pissed on