By Anonymous - 16/11/2018 13:30

Today, I was asleep in my back garden and woke up when a bird landed on my hat and took a big shit right in my open mouth. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 874
You deserved it 440

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That's a fancy alarm clock you have.

The bird was just playing a 'first person to fall asleep' prank

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That's a fancy alarm clock you have.

The bird was just playing a 'first person to fall asleep' prank

🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

I’m sorry this one actually made me laugh out loud pretty hard. That sucks so much

at least you are prepared for Monday

try not to keep your mouth shut while sleeping or do not take nap outside to be safer not to get shit or pissed on