Today, I could hear my daughter playing with her Barbie dolls in her room. "Do you think your boss will agree to give you a raise?", she said. "Of course, we slept together!" My daughter is six. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, my 6 year-old daughter walked in on my husband and I getting it on. Now she won't stop "pretending to be daddy" against items of furniture. We have guests coming round in three hours. FML
Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML
Today, my daughter told me she wants to be a stripper when she grows up, just like "Daddy's girlfriend." We're still married. FML
Today, my daughter admitted to me that the only reason she's nice to me is because I give her money. She's six. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML
Today, my second-grade daughter asked her teacher how much money she makes. FML
Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
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DocBastard 38
I always thought Barbie was a ***** who would sleep her way to the top. Now I have definitive proof.
mikailanicole98 11
And this is why Barbie has been had soooo many different careers ;) haha
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Comments (146)
Omniprism 14
I'd have a talk with her about sex. I was masturbating about that time myself( I'm female). I don't think it's ever to early to learn something. Maybe if you pound safe sex into her head now she'll maybe avoid sex as long as possible in the future.
Fmlsea 28
if you're really worried why not just ask her about it , she could of meant slept together instead of sex . if it was about sex ,then try to inform your daughter that sleeping her way to a career is not right.
crashley21 10
Does she have a tv in her room? You have no idea what she's watching half the time. I never had one as a child but my best friend did. She used to watch all the soap operas and she always used to have her barbies and kens cheating on each other, very detailed sometimes making them take each others clothes off... Neither one of us knew much about sex. What I knew was only from what she told me, and all we thought was that it was just rubbing parts together.
chosha_fml 26
This makes me wonder how closely you monitor her TV viewing.
SwtCherryPie 26
That and what is said around her.
MissesVakarian 6
Sounds like she's been watching 'The Most Popular Girl in School'
Whydoucare24 8
So maybe u need to put parental blocks on the tv be stop role playing so loud with your husband next time
banemask 14
Sounds like its time to start filtering her tv.
JennNoVa 8
At least she's not acting out scenes from Fifty Shades of Grey!
CBT214 3
Well at least she already know how the real world works.
PsychoKittie 7
Well that depends how she thinks of it. If its real sex then thats a prob. But when i was her age i always though the we would just cuddle and babys were born by eating alot of food.