Today, I could hear my daughter playing with her Barbie dolls in her room. "Do you think your boss will agree to give you a raise?", she said. "Of course, we slept together!" My daughter is six. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I overheard my mom giving my 6-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, my 6 year-old daughter walked in on my husband and I getting it on. Now she won't stop "pretending to be daddy" against items of furniture. We have guests coming round in three hours. FML
Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML
Today, my daughter told me she wants to be a stripper when she grows up, just like "Daddy's girlfriend." We're still married. FML
Today, my daughter admitted to me that the only reason she's nice to me is because I give her money. She's six. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML
Today, my second-grade daughter asked her teacher how much money she makes. FML
Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
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DocBastard 38
I always thought Barbie was a ***** who would sleep her way to the top. Now I have definitive proof.
mikailanicole98 11
And this is why Barbie has been had soooo many different careers ;) haha
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Comments (146)
victrin 12
Ugh poor girl probably picked it up somewhere
chocolatefrog28 29
Well, I suppose it's better to learn how the world works early, rather than never at all.
stlstretch2 11
Just gotta blame society here. It's not her fault this world is so sick and twisted.
awkward_gothlady 32
She probably heard someone talking about it and thought it sounded interesting. But I bet at her age she thinks sleeping together just means sleeping in the same bed.
perdix 29
That's so sad! She's only six and she already knows about groveling for money!
knotcool 15
I think it's very possible she came up with this on her own. When I was 6, I already had a crush on a few girls in my class, and I knew they did on me. I also had a special place in my heart for my female action figures/toys. Humans are wired to be sexual, it's like breathing, eating, and drinking, were born knowing it for the most part, and we eventually figure out the rest.
DeeLaShee 13
Okay sure, you have innate sexual urges as even a child, however you do not know the dynamics of using sex as a tool.No way she pulled this from her own mind.some influence from her surroundings were definitely involved
Ziggy122 15
Well, she probably thinks sleeping together is literally SLEEPING together.
aligater10 7
No more t.v. For her?
King_paradox 22
Well on the bright side she understands office politics and will go far.. Starting with her teachers and eventually to her bosses congratulate her.. For being so smart
GenaALazer 22
The interview couch, or do I know to much?
esines 9
Obviously you don't know TOO much. Btw it's, "The Casting Couch"