Today, I discovered my wife has been smoking weed for the past 2 years before she has sex with me. She said it was the only way she could force herself to have sex with me. FML
by Anonymous / 07/31/2009 at 11:10am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
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on the other hand: how nice of her to think of your needs
#4 - On 07/31/2009 at 2:06pm by bittersweets
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Maybe it's because you're SO big you hurt her, and weed is the only thing that relaxes her enough to make the pain go away. Lolz.
#8 - On 07/31/2009 at 2:07pm by calcboi
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