welp....thats shitty

I’ve never seen a bird smoke before. Does it cause cancer in birds too?

if you didn't smoke you wouldn't have gotten shit on twice. Bird's trying to send a message op.

I think the Universe is telling you something. Try to listen to it even though it's a sh*** situation. ah ah

The bird was very antisocial to do that to your jacket whilst it was smoking at the same time.

I think your dr hired that bird to help you quit smoking

I have heard that a bird pooping on you is good luck. use it well

That bird didn't appreciate your second hand smoke so it shat on you for both offences. YDI.

That wouldn’t happen if you quit smoking.

That's the universe telling you to quit smoking