By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 01:28 - United States
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"Dat lyin ass mufuka ain't buy no Pampuhs, ain't pay no child support, un he cheeted wif fi diffrent wumen and yet he's gon call me a cheatin ass hoe? Ain't mo mufukin way." Maury: "When it comes to 3-month-old Shaqueeta., you are NOT the father." *screaming, jumping, threats ensue*
Maybe there was a spontaneous reconnection of a vas deferens. That is extremely rare though. A vasectomy works 99.85% of the time, hence why it is a permanent form of birth control. If you are checked out by a doctor and found to have your tubes in order, there are definitely things to talk about with your wife.
This happened to someone I know. The husband was so pissed. She swore she hadn't cheated. He went to the doctor and had a sperm count done. Sure enough, he had swimmers! LOL. Was hard for her to get over him not believing her from the beginning but I think any guy would react the same way in that situation.
I don't get why the wife would be upset that the husband didn't believe her. It seems like the obvious conclusion to jump to, if you've had a vasectomy. It's not like he thought there was a high chance of the baby being his, but just didn't trust her. As far as he knew, there was absolutely no chance that baby was his, so it's not really a lack of trust, just removing the imposible and being left with the improbable. Until you read the statistics.
Hmmm, though vasectomy isn't 100%, it *has* been 2 years since you got it, and they always have procedures after the surgery to check if it was successful... so, highly suspicious. I hope that there's just been some change in your body or smth. and not that she's a cheatin' lying witch.
Actually 17, about one in every 100 vasectomies does not prevent pregnancy within 5 years of having the vasectomy. Therefore it is most likely (if his wife is loyal as i would believe) that it was simply a medical thing not cheating. Not to mention the fact that statistically condoms are less likely to cause pregnancy than vasectomies and if she was cheating she was probably using them. Good luck op! :)
I believe this translates into "she cheated on you". However, if it's been long enough since you had the surgery, some research shows that the veins in your penis actually grow back together. So, if you've had sex with her, it could be quite possible that you're the father. There's not enough information.
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don't jump to conclusions. maybe it didn't take.
some men end up getting more than one vasectomy because it doesn't work...