crudeandrudeguy

About Crudeandrudeguy

Just had to redo most of this. This app has really turned into a glitchy piece of crap. I'm an ass... Well, most of the time anyway. My son is the single greatest source of joy in my life. 99% of the comments on here make me ashamed of humanity. There are an astonishing number of gorgeous women on here, although being married does give you permanent beer goggles. Lol. Don't judge, I'm faithful to my wife (a damn fine woman/mother) but that doesn't mean I'm dead and incapable of looking at a pretty lady. No that is not me, that is my brother and the fish he caught that was bigger than mine, thus making him an asshole deserving of the hottest pits of hell.

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Work is a 4-letter word
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What'ch'all looking at?
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I never take things to heart
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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

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Gandhi
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