After you sleep with her best friend of course.

Carrie Underwood knows best. Study up OP.

I think you need to read the fml again #24. He refered to her as his wife, meaning current. And by last year of marriage he meant the previous 12 months, not the final year.

It's ambiguous. 'Last year' might mean 'previous year,' or it might be 'final.' I read it as 'previous,' since he doesn't call her his ex and he also says 'the last two months.'

#15 , or her sister.

#16, don't forget Taylor Swift...

Number one... You're the real MVP

Maybe she's taking care of herself by herself, more than he is. He doesn't exactly say she's cheating.

No he clearly said sex, sex Is with another person. She is a cheating bitch.

I guess I think of sex as a broader definition of things. Not just intercourse.

Maybe sex can be thought of as more than just intercourse but there HAS to be 2 or more people to be sex.

Even if there isn't any intercourse...oral sex and other things are still cheating. My ex boyfriend once told me it wasn't cheating because he never 'finished.' ...I know. He was clearly a winner right? Anyways, everyone has their own ideas of what cheating is...but if my man even went on a date with someone else, I would consider that cheating.

Is everyone forgetting about Miranda Lambert?

113, Gunpowder and Lead!

did you know in some stats if your spouse cheats on you. you can take her to court as well as all the people that shehe cheated on you with. basically you can take "everything" from her and up to 50000 from the 3rd person. just saying take her to court before cutting her off.

For example, more sex.

You might wanna get tested if anything else hurts..

What did you think he meant, lol?

The previous year, versus the final year.

Or the fiscal year.

Right. Because we're talking about business entities. I don't think 34's comment needed any further clarification on calendar year versus fiscal year.

Don't worry #3, I understood what you ment

Yeah really, I understood what #3 meant, it just took a few seconds. I can see how people would have taken it as nonsense at quick glance and downvoted it, though.

She didn't cheat, read it again.

Yea OP, find a nice fish to sleep with. Then you will have little mermaid babies.

Oh god, I can't breathe, good job there @25..

more liked fucked all over everyone else

fucked everyone else*

Read they fml again. They are divorced.

Disrespectful "person" not "bitch". The League of Female Dogs does not wish to be associated with OP's two-timing wife.

They are divorced already. Read the fml again.

Why would they talk through this? Cheaters don't deserve a second chance.

Feminist maybe?