Today, I discovered my wife has been smoking weed for the past 2 years before she has sex with me. She said it was the only way she could force herself to have sex with me. FML
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bittersweets
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on the other hand: how nice of her to think of your needs
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calcboi
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Maybe it's because you're SO big you hurt her, and weed is the only thing that relaxes her enough to make the pain go away. Lolz.
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NickAlert
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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Cheatx
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you should go smoke with her too and maybe you'll last longer and she'll finally enjoy it?
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nam3
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YDI for having a small dick
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kosscom
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Hey be a fucking man! Buy her a huge vibrating dildo and make her happy! It's obvious shes either blown out, or your dick is the size of George Bush's brain!
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Casualt1234
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this fml is a grammar disaster
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rallets
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why
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Yee12
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YDI for being Asian.
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phreshboi
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couldn't you smell it? just wondering
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michael419
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amen!
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StonerkidDGK420
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Your wife sounds pretty dope to me... You should try some
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crudeandrudeguy
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@10- I was going to vote you down out of spite, then saw your pic and changed my mind. Yup, I'm that shallow!!!!
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blalien
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Rat her out to the police. Then enjoy your...conjugal visits.
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kappaaa
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haha good idea.
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evanedwards85
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Fuck you
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lovely997
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ew, dump her
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msw52
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not so simple when its a wife...
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wooow_sucks_for_
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dump her? they are married. not that easy.
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bittersweets
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on the other hand: how nice of her to think of your needs
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selenes
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agreed. i mean, who cares? you're still getting laid.
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maplebaby
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yeah, be happy your wife at least tries to enjoy being with you, rather than forcing you to be part of a sexless marriage...is that what you want?
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matildaaa
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oh dear.
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esquared77
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I bet that's what he want's, to be part of loveless marriage...
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crudeandrudeguy
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#4 has an excellent point!!! She could be like my wife and let your virginity grow back...
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The666Ghost
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That fucking sucks!!
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donutboy
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Eww
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NonImmigrant
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YDI for being ugly
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PaulieeBooMN
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I agree, ugly people shouldn't be
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talksarahh
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so are you...
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blechblech
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wow.
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calcboi
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Maybe it's because you're SO big you hurt her, and weed is the only thing that relaxes her enough to make the pain go away. Lolz.
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exit_arsenic
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lmfao brilliant.
;)
i may use that someday
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i may use that someday
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xLovey
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Hmm, I actually do have that problem, I think I need to start smoking weed! XD
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Qwermy
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maybe she's got a small vagina. some guys aren't that big, but sex will still hurt their girlfriends/wives
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igraine
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Sounds just like "Annie Hall." Only less funny in real life!
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sportmaster525
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agreed
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cherlana32
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Sex is so much better when you smoke first.
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_chrissy_
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I'd have to agree.