By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 15:10 - Australia

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Today, I discovered my wife has been smoking weed for the past 2 years before she has sex with me. She said it was the only way she could force herself to have sex with me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 69 583
You deserved it 7 146

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on the other hand: how nice of her to think of your needs

Maybe it's because you're SO big you hurt her, and weed is the only thing that relaxes her enough to make the pain go away. Lolz.

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you should go smoke with her too and maybe you'll last longer and she'll finally enjoy it?

YDI for having a small dick

Hey be a fucking man! Buy her a huge vibrating dildo and make her happy! It's obvious shes either blown out, or your dick is the size of George Bush's brain!

this fml is a grammar disaster

YDI for being Asian.

couldn't you smell it? just wondering

Your wife sounds pretty dope to me... You should try some

@10- I was going to vote you down out of spite, then saw your pic and changed my mind. Yup, I'm that shallow!!!!

Rat her out to the police. Then enjoy your...conjugal visits.

not so simple when its a wife...

dump her? they are married. not that easy.

on the other hand: how nice of her to think of your needs

agreed. i mean, who cares? you're still getting laid.

yeah, be happy your wife at least tries to enjoy being with you, rather than forcing you to be part of a sexless marriage...is that what you want?

I bet that's what he want's, to be part of loveless marriage...

#4 has an excellent point!!! She could be like my wife and let your virginity grow back...

That fucking sucks!!

YDI for being ugly

I agree, ugly people shouldn't be

so are you...

Maybe it's because you're SO big you hurt her, and weed is the only thing that relaxes her enough to make the pain go away. Lolz.

lmfao brilliant. ;) i may use that someday

Hmm, I actually do have that problem, I think I need to start smoking weed! XD

maybe she's got a small vagina. some guys aren't that big, but sex will still hurt their girlfriends/wives

Sounds just like "Annie Hall." Only less funny in real life!

Sex is so much better when you smoke first.

I'd have to agree.