FML : Today, I discovered my wife has been smoking weed for the past 2 years before she has sex with me. She said it was the only way she could force herself...

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Today, I discovered my wife has been smoking weed for the past 2 years before she has sex with me. She said it was the only way she could force herself to have sex with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 31 July 2009 15:10 / Australia

Intimacy

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By bittersweets | 2

#445312 - Friday 31 July 2009 20:06

on the other hand: how nice of her to think of your needs

By calcboi | 0

#445325 - Friday 31 July 2009 20:07

Maybe it's because you're SO big you hurt her, and weed is the only thing that relaxes her enough to make the pain go away. Lolz.

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By NickAlert | 1

#445305 - Friday 31 July 2009 20:05

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Cheatx | 0

#445335 - Friday 31 July 2009 20:09

you should go smoke with her too and maybe you'll last longer and she'll finally enjoy it?

nam3 | 0

#445450 - Friday 31 July 2009 20:30

YDI for having a small dick

kosscom | 0

#446258 - Saturday 1 August 2009 1:42

Hey be a fucking man! Buy her a huge vibrating dildo and make her happy! It's obvious shes either blown out, or your dick is the size of George Bush's brain!

Casualt1234 | 0

#446589 - Saturday 1 August 2009 3:51

this fml is a grammar disaster

rallets | 22

#447880 - Saturday 1 August 2009 18:09

why

Yee12 | 0

#970789 - Tuesday 30 March 2010 1:37

YDI for being Asian.

phreshboi | 1

#974354 - Monday 5 April 2010 9:48

couldn't you smell it? just wondering

michael419 | 0

#976753 - Friday 9 April 2010 7:00

amen!

StonerkidDGK420 | 0

#3942949 - Wednesday 25 January 2012 23:42

Your wife sounds pretty dope to me... You should try some

crudeandrudeguy | 29

#6415364 - Monday 21 September 2015 2:33

@10- I was going to vote you down out of spite, then saw your pic and changed my mind. Yup, I'm that shallow!!!!

By blalien | 0

#445308 - Friday 31 July 2009 20:06

Rat her out to the police. Then enjoy your...conjugal visits.

kappaaa | 12

#1364236 - Tuesday 7 September 2010 8:18

haha good idea.

evanedwards85 | 6

#3243639 - Tuesday 6 September 2011 2:14

Fuck you

By lovely997 | 0

#445309 - Friday 31 July 2009 20:06

ew, dump her

msw52 | 0

#445702 - Friday 31 July 2009 22:02

not so simple when its a wife...

wooow_sucks_for_ | 0

#863087 - Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:31

dump her? they are married. not that easy.

By bittersweets | 2

#445312 - Friday 31 July 2009 20:06

on the other hand: how nice of her to think of your needs

selenes | 0

#445866 - Friday 31 July 2009 22:55

agreed. i mean, who cares? you're still getting laid.

maplebaby | 0

#446241 - Saturday 1 August 2009 1:33

yeah, be happy your wife at least tries to enjoy being with you, rather than forcing you to be part of a sexless marriage...is that what you want?

matildaaa | 0

#450780 - Sunday 2 August 2009 19:40

oh dear.

esquared77 | 0

#459382 - Wednesday 5 August 2009 18:29

I bet that's what he want's, to be part of loveless marriage...

crudeandrudeguy | 29

#6415366 - Monday 21 September 2015 2:35

#4 has an excellent point!!! She could be like my wife and let your virginity grow back...

The666Ghost | 17

#6579026 - Tuesday 12 April 2016 13:50

That fucking sucks!!

By donutboy | 0

#445313 - Friday 31 July 2009 20:06

Eww

By NonImmigrant | 0

#445314 - Friday 31 July 2009 20:06

YDI for being ugly

PaulieeBooMN | 0

#449322 - Sunday 2 August 2009 4:07

I agree, ugly people shouldn't be

talksarahh | 0

#1911546 - Friday 31 December 2011 5:45

so are you...

By blechblech | 0

#445318 - Friday 31 July 2009 20:07

wow.

By calcboi | 0

#445325 - Friday 31 July 2009 20:07

Maybe it's because you're SO big you hurt her, and weed is the only thing that relaxes her enough to make the pain go away. Lolz.

exit_arsenic | 0

#445390 - Friday 31 July 2009 20:18

lmfao brilliant.
;)
i may use that someday

xLovey | 3

#446937 - Saturday 1 August 2009 7:13

Hmm, I actually do have that problem, I think I need to start smoking weed! XD

Qwermy | 16

#5882359 - Tuesday 11 March 2014 23:05

maybe she's got a small vagina. some guys aren't that big, but sex will still hurt their girlfriends/wives

By igraine | 0

#445333 - Friday 31 July 2009 20:08

Sounds just like "Annie Hall." Only less funny in real life!

sportmaster525 | 0

#445459 - Friday 31 July 2009 20:32

agreed

By cherlana32 | 0

#445345 - Friday 31 July 2009 20:10

Sex is so much better when you smoke first.

_chrissy_ | 0

#445468 - Friday 31 July 2009 20:35

I'd have to agree.

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