By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 15:10 - Australia

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Today, I discovered my wife has been smoking weed for the past 2 years before she has sex with me. She said it was the only way she could force herself to have sex with me. FML
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bittersweets 2

on the other hand: how nice of her to think of your needs

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calcboi 0

Maybe it's because you're SO big you hurt her, and weed is the only thing that relaxes her enough to make the pain go away. Lolz.

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Cheatx 0

you should go smoke with her too and maybe you'll last longer and she'll finally enjoy it?

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nam3 0

YDI for having a small dick

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kosscom 0

Hey be a ******* man! Buy her a huge vibrating ***** and make her happy! It's obvious shes either blown out, or your dick is the size of George Bush's brain!

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phreshboi 1

couldn't you smell it? just wondering

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StonerkidDGK420 0

Your wife sounds pretty dope to me... You should try some

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crudeandrudeguy 29

@10- I was going to vote you down out of spite, then saw your pic and changed my mind. Yup, I'm that shallow!!!!

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bittersweets 2

on the other hand: how nice of her to think of your needs

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selenes 0

agreed. i mean, who cares? you're still getting laid.

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maplebaby 0

yeah, be happy your wife at least tries to enjoy being with you, rather than forcing you to be part of a sexless marriage...is that what you want?

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esquared77 0

I bet that's what he want's, to be part of loveless marriage...

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crudeandrudeguy 29

#4 has an excellent point!!! She could be like my wife and let your virginity grow back...

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calcboi 0

Maybe it's because you're SO big you hurt her, and weed is the only thing that relaxes her enough to make the pain go away. Lolz.

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exit_arsenic 0

lmfao brilliant. ;) i may use that someday

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xLovey 3

Hmm, I actually do have that problem, I think I need to start smoking weed! XD

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Qwermy 16

maybe she's got a small ******. some guys aren't that big, but sex will still hurt their girlfriends/wives

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igraine 0

Sounds just like "Annie Hall." Only less funny in real life!

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cherlana32 0

Sex is so much better when you smoke first.

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