By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 15:10 - Australia

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Today, I discovered my wife has been smoking weed for the past 2 years before she has sex with me. She said it was the only way she could force herself to have sex with me. FML
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bittersweets 2
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on the other hand: how nice of her to think of your needs

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calcboi 0
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Maybe it's because you're SO big you hurt her, and weed is the only thing that relaxes her enough to make the pain go away. Lolz.

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NickAlert 1
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Cheatx 0
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you should go smoke with her too and maybe you'll last longer and she'll finally enjoy it?

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nam3 0
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YDI for having a small dick

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kosscom 0
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Hey be a fucking man! Buy her a huge vibrating dildo and make her happy! It's obvious shes either blown out, or your dick is the size of George Bush's brain!

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Casualt1234 0
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this fml is a grammar disaster

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Yee12 0
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YDI for being Asian.

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phreshboi 1
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couldn't you smell it? just wondering

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StonerkidDGK420 0
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Your wife sounds pretty dope to me... You should try some

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crudeandrudeguy 29
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@10- I was going to vote you down out of spite, then saw your pic and changed my mind. Yup, I'm that shallow!!!!

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blalien 0
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Rat her out to the police. Then enjoy your...conjugal visits.

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kappaaa 12
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haha good idea.

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msw52 0
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not so simple when its a wife...

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wooow_sucks_for_ 0
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dump her? they are married. not that easy.

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bittersweets 2
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on the other hand: how nice of her to think of your needs

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selenes 0
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agreed. i mean, who cares? you're still getting laid.

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maplebaby 0
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yeah, be happy your wife at least tries to enjoy being with you, rather than forcing you to be part of a sexless marriage...is that what you want?

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esquared77 0
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I bet that's what he want's, to be part of loveless marriage...

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crudeandrudeguy 29
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#4 has an excellent point!!! She could be like my wife and let your virginity grow back...

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The666Ghost 17
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That fucking sucks!!

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NonImmigrant 0
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YDI for being ugly

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PaulieeBooMN 0
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I agree, ugly people shouldn't be

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talksarahh 0
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so are you...

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calcboi 0
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Maybe it's because you're SO big you hurt her, and weed is the only thing that relaxes her enough to make the pain go away. Lolz.

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exit_arsenic 0
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lmfao brilliant. ;) i may use that someday

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xLovey 3
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Hmm, I actually do have that problem, I think I need to start smoking weed! XD

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Qwermy 16
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maybe she's got a small vagina. some guys aren't that big, but sex will still hurt their girlfriends/wives

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igraine 0
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Sounds just like "Annie Hall." Only less funny in real life!

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cherlana32 0
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Sex is so much better when you smoke first.

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_chrissy_ 0
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I'd have to agree.

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