Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. After a while, he started staring at my lady parts, and said my "vag looks like a mockingjay". He then stretched the lips apart like wings and made little "CA-CAW CA-CAW!" sounds. FML

by Goodyear / 01/19/2014 at 10:59pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy

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  • Well you volunteered as tribute.

    #4 - On 01/20/2014 at 5:31am by Askzombie

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  • Tell him his junk looks like an elephant, and flap his balls like Dumbo's ears.

    #6 - On 01/20/2014 at 5:32am by AninOnin

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