Your doing it wrong, OP.

At least you don't look like a hobit.

*You're (don't fire me)

Sounds like a roleplaying fetish to me :-) I bet he got even harder after that. Good going girl do your thing.

He got hard over a girl that looks dead? o.o awkward.....

He just wants to throw himself down your well.:)

My apologies. Damn iPhones. I must have put two of the letter "R" instead of "RE". I should really start skipping the whole abbreviation thing.... Okay, I am done rambling and will return to my corner for being a dumb ass and not proofreading. Carry on..

I don't see the FML in this.. That girl from The Ring is super sexy.

The blonde lady was cute, not the long haired little girl coming out of the TV. *chills*

/sarcasm.

That tape gives me boners! o|o

#18, If that's a roleplaying fetish, OP better get a 'safe-word'!

If u he got hard after that I'm gonna guess he's the same guy asking his girlfriend to play dead so he can have sex with her "corpse"

He was probably referring to the **** remake of The Ring, anyway. The Sexy Ring, where women come out the TV and get down and busy. Yum!

Him or her? 'Cause it sounded like she just freaked him the **** out. Although a ******* from an adult version of the ring girl would be ******* awesome. Although I'll die 7 days later from sleep deprivation and too much sex.

Samara was hot.. Just the way she screamed mommy... Uhh yea....

True Fact #1: Apparently there's a gay **** called The Hole and in it everyone that watches the tape turns gay. True Fact #2: Yes I wrote "apparently" in true fact #1.

That would have me turned on so hard... ;3

Twincest... your name is... so so good

No shit. I woulda Mike Tyson'd him right about then!

You mean bite his ear?

Poor Evander :(

3 - I Laughed so hard imagining this - I spit coffee on my desk. :/

Awesome

haha I did too. except my cat was in my lap.. was. excuse me while I tend to my bleeding now.

#62 - I would suggest for you to get your girlfriend to tend to your bleeding, but that fact that you love animal skulls, and that you in fact own a cat, leads me to believe that you live alone and the cat that scratched you was one of the many cats you own to keep you company

Next fml

5. U have the best taste of music.... Ever... U are my hero

#70, you have the worst taste of spelling.

I like how this has 69 likes...

Well 96, it looks like you have 5 anonymous people to hunt down.

Make that 34 : )

125 now. Good luck.

@11 Oh THAT'S the ring they were talking about.

How you doin?

Wow ur rlly cute