By arsenalfcboy - 20/01/2014 09:31 - United Kingdom - York
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By arsenalfcboy - 20/01/2014 09:31 - United Kingdom - York
I'm a uni student so believe me, I go out plenty. Still no luck.
Sorry OP! I'm sure you will find the right girl soon!
Or maybe the right wallet?
Then why would he have a condom?
Why do you think?
I don't see why #74 was down voted. Theres no way (yet) to get a man pregnant...
That stinks to see. Maybe you should try to go out more often? If worst comes to worst there are dating websites.
I'm a uni student so believe me, I go out plenty. Still no luck.
Well at least it hasn't been in there so long it's already expired! There's always a bright side OP
Arsenal fan
We all have our bad streaks
Always better to be prepared than to not be.. It's probably expired though, so change it out!
It doesn't expire til 2017
... For the love of god, never have sex. We don't need people like you reproducing, which if you don't know that condoms tend to wear down in wallets, I'm sure you will.
wear and tear just being in your wallet could cause a malfunction. just change it out once in a while to be safe. condoms are much cheaper than raising children or treatment for an STD.
Oh yeah I'm aware of that, and the only reason I left it in there so long is because I forgot about it (which is kinda FML worthy in and of itself), but just because it's broken/worn doesn't mean it's expired. It just means it's no longer useable.
It's bad to keep condoms in you wallet because they could break easy in there. So maybe it's a good thing it's been a while, other wise you may have ended up with am unwanted baby.
especially I enjoy sex without condoms
Thanks for passing along STDs, #31. It's much appreciated.
Trojan makes plastic cases for 1 condom to keep in your wallet so it doesn't get damaged and remains safe to use. Dilemma solved! Yay! Let's get our **** on!
Actually #46, I know someone who used to keep a ton of them in her trunk and would sell them to people at school.
Herpes is like 'Hello' these days. All the cool kids have it!
glad to see someone said this, and so early in the comments, too.
Better to have one when not needed than to need one and not have it!
Sargent Ass Cheeks strikes again!
YDI. Simply because if you really wanted to use it, you would have by now. Also if the johnny has expired that's a waste.
It takes two to tango. Just because he may have wanted to use it doesn't mean the opportunity presented itself. Also, it's better to switch out condoms nearing the expiration date; not use them in a desperate bid to save a few cents.
FYI, having sex just because you want it is called rape. Or prostitution.
Forever alone
After so much time, the condom is probably just as dried up as your sex life. What, too soon?
A condom in the wallet sends too many bad signals: it shows that you are overconfident about having sex at the drop of a hat, and that you're only good for one round once you do get it. My fortunes changed when I started lugging around an Igloo cooler full of boxes of fresh condoms kept at the ideal storage temperature and humidity. Try it for yourself!
Well of course your fortunes changed. One can't help but make money as a Traveling Condom Salesman.
Giving away condoms to those less fortunate? You're a true saint, perdix; bless your soul.
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It's bad to keep condoms in you wallet because they could break easy in there. So maybe it's a good thing it's been a while, other wise you may have ended up with am unwanted baby.
After so much time, the condom is probably just as dried up as your sex life. What, too soon?