By arsenalfcboy - 20/01/2014 09:31 - United Kingdom - York

Spicy
Today, I noticed that the condom in my wallet has been there so long it's left a mark. FML
I agree, your life sucks 53 356
You deserved it 14 008

arsenalfcboy tells us more.

I'm a uni student so believe me, I go out plenty. Still no luck.

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It's bad to keep condoms in you wallet because they could break easy in there. So maybe it's a good thing it's been a while, other wise you may have ended up with am unwanted baby.

After so much time, the condom is probably just as dried up as your sex life. What, too soon?

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Sorry OP! I'm sure you will find the right girl soon!

Or maybe the right wallet?

If he's forever alone i think it would be better to find the right one

He might not be looking for girls...

Then why would he have a condom?

Why do you think?

I don't see why #74 was down voted. Theres no way (yet) to get a man pregnant...

Gay/bi guys wear condoms to prevent STDs…

That stinks to see. Maybe you should try to go out more often? If worst comes to worst there are dating websites.

HowAreYouToday 34

and night clubs.

What ever happened to going out to meet people? Get off your butt and go and and meet people you don't know what your really getting with a web site!!!!

48 - No offense, but I've gone to many a night club and most people I've met there aren't exactly dating material... Nothing that would lead to a serious relationship anyway. That's just my opinion.

HowAreYouToday 34

from what ive read op just wants to get laid.

I'm a uni student so believe me, I go out plenty. Still no luck.

Well at least it hasn't been in there so long it's already expired! There's always a bright side OP

You'll find someone OP :)

Look on the bright side, no STI's!

We all have our bad streaks

Maybe the OP is just a stud that doesn't worry about using protection.

Always better to be prepared than to not be.. It's probably expired though, so change it out!

It doesn't expire til 2017

... For the love of god, never have sex. We don't need people like you reproducing, which if you don't know that condoms tend to wear down in wallets, I'm sure you will.

wear and tear just being in your wallet could cause a malfunction. just change it out once in a while to be safe. condoms are much cheaper than raising children or treatment for an STD.

Oh yeah I'm aware of that, and the only reason I left it in there so long is because I forgot about it (which is kinda FML worthy in and of itself), but just because it's broken/worn doesn't mean it's expired. It just means it's no longer useable.

It's bad to keep condoms in you wallet because they could break easy in there. So maybe it's a good thing it's been a while, other wise you may have ended up with am unwanted baby.

especially I enjoy sex without condoms

5 is right! Never keep condoms in your wallet. They could get damaged. It is safer to keep them in your trunk or glove compartment.

Thanks for passing along STDs, #31. It's much appreciated.

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#39 - Glove compartment isn't a much better place, it can get super-hot. And who keeps them in the trunk? "I'ma pop the trunk on my bitch..."

Trojan makes plastic cases for 1 condom to keep in your wallet so it doesn't get damaged and remains safe to use. Dilemma solved! Yay! Let's get our fuck on!

Actually #46, I know someone who used to keep a ton of them in her trunk and would sell them to people at school.

Herpes is like 'Hello' these days. All the cool kids have it!

glad to see someone said this, and so early in the comments, too.

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#67 - It's even worse when you see girls half my sister's age wearing ass-peeping underwear also known as "shorts." God help us all.

#76 you might be the only straight male to ever complain about girls wearing short shorts

No, most MEN don't like short shorts, only BOYS like short shorts.

Better to have one when not needed than to need one and not have it!

Sargent Ass Cheeks strikes again!

YDI. Simply because if you really wanted to use it, you would have by now. Also if the johnny has expired that's a waste.

It takes two to tango. Just because he may have wanted to use it doesn't mean the opportunity presented itself. Also, it's better to switch out condoms nearing the expiration date; not use them in a desperate bid to save a few cents.

FYI, having sex just because you want it is called rape. Or prostitution.

Forever alone

After so much time, the condom is probably just as dried up as your sex life. What, too soon?

A condom in the wallet sends too many bad signals: it shows that you are overconfident about having sex at the drop of a hat, and that you're only good for one round once you do get it. My fortunes changed when I started lugging around an Igloo cooler full of boxes of fresh condoms kept at the ideal storage temperature and humidity. Try it for yourself!

Well of course your fortunes changed. One can't help but make money as a Traveling Condom Salesman.

#14, oh, I'm not selling them; I'm giving them away, ;), if you know what I mean ;)

Giving away condoms to those less fortunate? You're a true saint, perdix; bless your soul.

#29, I'm cheered by your pleasant thoughts, but my donation method is getting me a one-way ticket to H-E-double hockey sticks! :(