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FML - The follow-up

Today, I noticed that the condom in my wallet has been there so long it's left a mark. FML

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I'm a uni student so believe me, I go out plenty. Still no luck.
By arsenalfcboy - / Monday 20 January 2014 09:31 / United Kingdom - York
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By  infinitegrace  |  21

It's bad to keep condoms in you wallet because they could break easy in there. So maybe it's a good thing it's been a while, other wise you may have ended up with am unwanted baby.

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By  beaglegal  |  42

Sorry OP! I'm sure you will find the right girl soon!

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  sandraw1  |  22

Or maybe the right wallet?

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  Alvarortor  |  14

Then why would he have a condom?

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  Robbieisadowg  |  16

I don't see why #74 was down voted. Theres no way (yet) to get a man pregnant...

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  whothewhat  |  4

What ever happened to going out to meet people? Get off your butt and go and and meet people you don't know what your really getting with a web site!!!!

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  Comet_Candy  |  23

48 - No offense, but I've gone to many a night club and most people I've met there aren't exactly dating material... Nothing that would lead to a serious relationship anyway. That's just my opinion.

By  persianninja  |  23

We all have our bad streaks

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  OverFlash  |  15

... For the love of god, never have sex. We don't need people like you reproducing, which if you don't know that condoms tend to wear down in wallets, I'm sure you will.

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  Duh_0811  |  17

wear and tear just being in your wallet could cause a malfunction. just change it out once in a while to be safe. condoms are much cheaper than raising children or treatment for an STD.

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  arsenalfcboy  |  6

Oh yeah I'm aware of that, and the only reason I left it in there so long is because I forgot about it (which is kinda FML worthy in and of itself), but just because it's broken/worn doesn't mean it's expired. It just means it's no longer useable.

By  infinitegrace  |  21

It's bad to keep condoms in you wallet because they could break easy in there. So maybe it's a good thing it's been a while, other wise you may have ended up with am unwanted baby.

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  teyyoshi  |  19

especially I enjoy sex without condoms

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  bethers_  |  22

5 is right! Never keep condoms in your wallet. They could get damaged. It is safer to keep them in your trunk or glove compartment.

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  gracehi  |  31

Trojan makes plastic cases for 1 condom to keep in your wallet so it doesn't get damaged and remains safe to use. Dilemma solved! Yay! Let's get our fuck on!

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  Booda_Shun  |  28

#67 - It's even worse when you see girls half my sister's age wearing ass-peeping underwear also known as "shorts." God help us all.

By  MummyRavyne  |  14

YDI. Simply because if you really wanted to use it, you would have by now. Also if the johnny has expired that's a waste.

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  Welshite  |  39

It takes two to tango. Just because he may have wanted to use it doesn't mean the opportunity presented itself. Also, it's better to switch out condoms nearing the expiration date; not use them in a desperate bid to save a few cents.

By  perdix  |  29

A condom in the wallet sends too many bad signals: it shows that you are overconfident about having sex at the drop of a hat, and that you're only good for one round once you do get it. My fortunes changed when I started lugging around an Igloo cooler full of boxes of fresh condoms kept at the ideal storage temperature and humidity. Try it for yourself!

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