Love, Weddings and Awkward: Too late

Too late

By ObiOneStillLonely - 24/10/2021 11:00

Today, I met my dream man. Intelligent, excellent conversationalist, similar spiritual beliefs, attractive and compassionate. He proposed to my best friend last week. She asked me to be maid of honour. FML

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jkjorn 16

Monday 25 October 2021 15:51

lol at OP's username (but not the situation, that has to suck.)

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 24 October 2021 20:02

There's still time to steal him!

jkjorn 16

Monday 25 October 2021 15:51

lol at OP's username (but not the situation, that has to suck.)

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