WAURGH
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had sex. He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had sex. He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he came. This was a good thing, except that when he did, he started bellowing the Imperial March theme from Star Wars. When I asked him about it, all he said was, "I thought you'd like it." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I finally had sex. The entire time he kept begging me to fart, especially on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. In the middle of it, he started saying in deep voice, "Enter, exit." Over and over. FML
Today, I was having sex with my new boyfriend, and I realized that he enjoys making airplane sound effects while inserting himself inside of me. Moment ruined. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
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Top comments
brkn_hearted 0
better Chewbacca than the tusken raider sand people... lol
perdix 31
Nookie with a Wookiee.
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Comments (111)
brkn_hearted 0
better Chewbacca than the tusken raider sand people... lol
123e3 0
LOL
k43L1 0
FTW
kevick93 0
that's hillarious
bri008 0
ew
mattthew 0
omg that's funny
stfubp 0
sexy... olliolliolliolli!!!! jkjk maybe not olli, probly ulla... I don't even give a shit, watevs... but still sexy :O jkjk
Erkxx3S 0
sounds like a broken garbage disposal
asher888 11
lol
theburtonbullet 5
Lol that's awesome
CrispyBacon69 14
Sounding like chewy would be better than Jar Jar Binx
fashioncm13 0
isn't that sad, for both of you! maybe you can help him fix that
izzie321 27
Best troll ever.
cmac86 24
that's gross yet hilarious at th same time. thanks for ruining star wars forever!
roadie42 21
...yeah, I was thinking the same thing. Never again will Chewie's roaring seem quite so endearing.
Ninjaface 0
You said it Chewy!
kindness 0
if he's nice and a good boyfriend, get over it.
bubbles94 0
agreed
ONExLOVE_fml 4
I disagree with your agreed comment.
BellaMuerte_fml 0
So...? It's not a big deal.
xoxcinderellaxox 0
better be good enough or else you'll have to find yourself a darth vader.
gigyfly 0
No i dont!!!! I cant believe u wud put that on here!!
brkn_hearted 0
ROFLMFAO! touche!
hqwoody327 0
YDI for saying "had it off" Who even says that anymore, unless you're in primary school!?
anonacs 0
Cums*