Today, my crazy ex has scared off yet another great woman. Thanks to all the douchebags that use “crazy ex” as an excuse to for their own shit behavior, no one believes me that mine is legitimately crazy. I didn’t cheat or mistreat her, I left because of her control and jealousy issues. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I escaped an abusive relationship, only for him to manipulate my family into thinking i’m crazy. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. The constant harassment, threats and stalking by my ex-wife have finally driven her away. This is the third time this has happened. My ex physically beat the other two up, and now she’s scared away the one I wanted to marry. The courts have done nothing. FML
Today, I found our that my crazy ex, who, after our break up, said to me, "I'm setting my life to make yours hell" has befriended my current girlfriend. FML
Today, I spoke with my boyfriend's crazy ex-girlfriend. Actually, she isn't all that crazy. He really did cheat on her with half a dozen other girls. The same girls he's apparently cheating on me with. How do I know for sure? Thank you crazy ex for his email passwords. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason why I haven't had a relationship last for more than a week the past 4 years is because of my stalker ex-girlfriend, who has been keeping other women out of my life by making up horrible stories about me. She broke up with me 5 years ago. FML
Today, my psycho ex crashed a date with my girlfriend. She acted like we were still together and made a big show of dumping me for cheating on her. My actual girlfriend bought it hook line and sinker. Now I'm single again. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend still hangs out with her "abusive, violent, psychotic, misogynistic, manipulative" ex. I told her to block him and she pitched a mega tantrum. Now I'm single again. FML
Today, my ex, whom I dumped in 2024 because she stopped caring about me or what I did, is stalking online someone I have just started dating. She went to her workplace, then called me to tell me I'm hers and she will never let "the other woman" take me from her. Not sure if I like the indifferent one or the jealous psycho less. FML
Today, my cheating ex is telling everyone she knows that I'm a stalker, abuser, and manipulator. I was always there for her and was trying to talk to her. The other guy was the guy she lost her V-card to in high school. He deals drugs, and beat his ex, even her back in the day. She has nothing but praise for him. FML
Today, ex-fiancee attempted to off herself because I dumped her for someone else. I’m getting blamed for it. They don’t understand that it wasn’t fair to her for me to string her along when I had feelings for someone else. She did this out her own free will. Yet, I’m the “bad guy.” FML
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Top comments
Charlie Given 28
Sounds like you have let it get too far with her! time for a restraining order against that person.
Lost Reggie 22
Stay strong. There are crazies out there. Your true friends will believe you.
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Lost Reggie 22
Stay strong. There are crazies out there. Your true friends will believe you.
Charlie Given 28
Sounds like you have let it get too far with her! time for a restraining order against that person.
FluffythePink 23
Block all information flow to the ex and don't mention her until you're getting serious. Stop calling her the 'crazy ex'. 'my last partner turned out to have some pretty scary mental health issues' stops it being a meme and shows the truth. If you know where ex is getting her information from, cut them out of they're a person or lock down your privacy if it's from socials. When you can afford it, move and keep your address private to only people you trust. Google how to check your phone for tracking software and the things you regularly wear/take with you for actual trackers. She can only interfere if she knows where you are and what you're doing and you control what she can find out. If it's just the fact that you have 'a crazy ex' running the dates off then just stop using those particular words. Use 'abusive', 'mentally unwell' and 'jealously controlling' instead. I'd also point out that it's just the one. Not every single woman you've been with, just her. You should probably run yourself in for a mental health check while you're at it. People like that can do serious damage that you don't want to be dragging with you through your future relationships.