Zestus

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About Zestus
Mm... Uni student from Tokyo who reads FML's when bored in the morning Hi.
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    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

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  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.

  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

  • Up and coming moderator

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  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

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    You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.

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  • 50 favorites

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  • Judgmental

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  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    3%

  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
    33%

  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    59%

  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    53%

  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    14%

  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    24%

  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    2%

  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    3%

  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
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nityasomaiya 46

It was just my Aunt and the Midwife in the room at the time. I think my Aunt laughing helped her push my cousin out the last little bit. The Midwife was awesome.

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