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  gc327072  |  29

33- Oh yea, it can totally have a carcinogenic effect. Cause ya know, whenever I don't know what a word means, I just try to masturbate it into my sentences.


That's what I thought, but he could have written it like this for better effect: "yeah, that could bring your sex life to the terminal" or something.
(I'm no good at puns please don't judge me. I'm nowhere near as sharp as some others, like Pleonasm or perdix lol)

  LMFAOwned  |  9

"Sex with new boyfriend". Now, not to judge her sexual activity and decisions, but perhaps if she got to know this boyfriend more before intercourse, she would know that airplane sounds get him going

  cristy91  |  33

I think 5 meant helicopter as in the sex move where the guy inserts himself and spins on top of her with his upper and lower torsos acting as the blades on top

  LiterOfCola  |  16

C'mon 32, don't act like you've never helicoptered in front of the mirror before.. I thought all the guys would know what I was saying haha

And no, 35.... What the fuck?

  Soloman212  |  28

I laughed so hard at 71's response to the previous guess. Just though you all reading this thread would like to know that, if, for example, you're unsure what a typical response would be.

TL;DR I lol'd.

  poccocurantes  |  7

"Tower this Adam 229er jumbo on approach. Requesting permission land.
"Negative 229er. We have you in a holding pattern at 1500 feet behind 326 heavy."
"Uh, tower please repeat. WTF."