By Anonymous - 19/01/2016 11:03 - United Kingdom - London

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML
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andits 21

Once he finished you should've said "I give this establishment two maybe three stars" lol

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NostalgiaFreak9 40

Believe me, based on what I've read on this app, people have said much worse.

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NostalgiaFreak9 40

Believe me, based on what I've read on this app, people have said much worse.

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why57why 21

Such things as "prepare your buns the meat is ready"

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NostalgiaFreak9 40

I was actually thinking of this one where somebody said that her boyfriend, who was obsessed with Breaking Bad, said "I am the one who cocks".

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BamaBorn 10

"I'm going to dick you down good."

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andits 21

Once he finished you should've said "I give this establishment two maybe three stars" lol

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DarkIncarnate 6

Greatest comeback I have ever heard hands down.

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FSGInsainity 15

Is he calling himself a wimp?

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bittersymphony 17

Did you compare his dick to a disappointing hotdog you ate at a family party after?

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SecundusSecunda 27

"What a disappointing hotdog, and no ketchup, too!? Shameful display."

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SnowxSakura 17

I hope she relished the chance to ketchup with her family.

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VonBlitzkrieg 27

Have you tried telling him you don't like that? He's just going to keep doing stuff like that.

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Tarlachia 33

The way he says it, it sounds like he's the one with the pussy... O_o

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dannnngthatsux 19

Um, at that moment...

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Nomaddict 14

honestly poetic.

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oobergoober89 16

I guarantee thats not what the pussy ordered at all

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Goblin182 26

How did you not laugh?

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