By Anonymous - 19/01/2016 11:03 - United Kingdom - London

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML
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andits 21

Once he finished you should've said "I give this establishment two maybe three stars" lol

Believe me, based on what I've read on this app, people have said much worse.

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Believe me, based on what I've read on this app, people have said much worse.

Such things as "prepare your buns the meat is ready"

I was actually thinking of this one where somebody said that her boyfriend, who was obsessed with Breaking Bad, said "I am the one who cocks".

"I'm going to dick you down good."

andits 21

Once he finished you should've said "I give this establishment two maybe three stars" lol

Greatest comeback I have ever heard hands down.

Is he calling himself a wimp?

Did you compare his dick to a disappointing hotdog you ate at a family party after?

"What a disappointing hotdog, and no ketchup, too!? Shameful display."

I hope she relished the chance to ketchup with her family.

Have you tried telling him you don't like that? He's just going to keep doing stuff like that.

The way he says it, it sounds like he's the one with the pussy... O_o

dannnngthatsux 19

Um, at that moment...

honestly poetic.

I guarantee thats not what the pussy ordered at all

Goblin182 26

How did you not laugh?