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Today, I woke up and found $30 slipped under my door with a note that read, "Please buy yourself a quieter vibrator. -Mom and Dad." FML


I agree, your life sucks (59700) - you deserved it (24819)

On 09/09/2013 at 11:15am - intimacy - by anon (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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Or you could just use your hand which is free ! :D haha

#1 - On 09/09/2013 at 1:25pm by Grayness_

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give it back and tell them to buy headphones

#3 - On 09/09/2013 at 1:25pm by grahmagog

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